Monday, 30 November 2015

Sunday, 29 November 2015

Spoilers


Who The Dickens?


That moment when you can't remember someone, who remembers you
and you go on to say "oh yes, hello there, how are you? ...good to see you again

Saturday, 28 November 2015

What A Year It's Been



You'll have to get to the back of the queue.

"Bless your enemies"

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Choose Life

Nobody is Nobody...


Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Charm - Offensive

Just like the Aussie PM being usurped, Canada has also swept aside a good P.M. and brought in a new guy that could be a concern...

Gut feeling... not good about "charming poster-boy" Justin Trudeau.


He's being talked about, (of all things) his tattoo of a "Haida Raven consuming the world..." Not speaking against tattoos per-say, but this guy's choice was a deliberate statement. Do check out the mythology of his Haida Raven tattoo is here.
(Time will tell)

UPDATE: 30/12/2015: LINK

Friday, 23 October 2015

William Wallace and Gromit


"They may take our lands and our lives... but they will never take our Wensleydale"

Monday, 19 October 2015

New Star Wars Poster

Here's the new Starwars Poster folks... There's the usual characters like, Han, Chewie and Leia. There's also new ones like Kylo Ren, Fin, Rey and Poe.


Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Friday, 9 October 2015

Donald Trump And The Scottish Wind Farm

BBC Report says...

"Donald Trump in Supreme Court over Scottish wind farm - 8 October 2015
Donald Trump's challenge to a planned offshore wind farm will go to the Supreme Court later.
Developers intend to site the large turbine structures close to Mr Trump's golfing development on the Aberdeenshire coast. The US businessman has taken on the Scottish government, which approved the plan."






Here's my solution...




Sunday, 4 October 2015

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Sunday, 20 September 2015

999

I once went up to a policeman and said “ello, ello, ello, what’s all this then?
 - he then arrested me, for 'impersonating a police officer'.


Sunday, 6 September 2015

Mirror Mirror...

Following the announcement by rap star Kayne West, to run as a candidate in the 2020 presidential elections, he has started to outline his policies.


1/ Add his face to Mount Rushmore
2/ Replace the National Anthem with one of his rambling self-indulgent tracks
3/ Take what gold is left (if anything) from the Federal Reserve and melt it down into a chain for Kim
4/ Insist all foreign leaders wear his range of c**p clothes
5/ Move his governmental office from the white house to his studio, or up his own pompous back-side (whatever is easier for him)
6/ Replace the CIA, with his own entourage

"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity." - Ecclesiastes 1:2

There, There Diddums

Real Christian Martyrs usually don't have opportunity, (or an un-whole "need"), to lobby people about how brave they've been; and they certainly wouldn't invent "opposition" - that would be lying!


Wednesday, 12 August 2015

This Vessel

Not better than anyone else...
just chose to get aboard the lifeboat, when it came for me.


Tuesday, 11 August 2015

Hegelian Remix


When the environment is "kept" lukewarm, people tend to welcome extremes. Political Correctness and the consequent curbing of free-speech and then free-will, breeds this. However, in our passion, just make sure you're not being played like a fiddle!
We still need to be diligent to maintain checks and balances; we need tempered, passion! To respond, not react. "Do unto others, as you would have them do to you."
Someone needs to do the right thing, even if others do not... it might as well be you. But, of course, DO speak the truth, in love and boldness!
Here's an example in the UK news yesterday... Stabbed Teacher Forgives Boy
His testimony went National.

Romans 12:18
"If it is possible, as much as depends on you, live peaceably with all men."

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Plague

Reports of a child contracting Plague in California, were headlining today. LINK HERE
The child, recovering in hospital, apparently fell ill, after a trip to Yosemite National Park.


In a related story, Apple have commented that's "it's unlikely Yosemite was the source of any infection".

Friday, 7 August 2015

Windy Miller

70 Years from now, "The Council For The Protection Of Rural England" and "The Ramblers Association" will be protesting if Wind Farms are ever dismantled; (on the basis that they're an integral part of the landscape and hold historic significance for future generations.) In the mean time... "Naff Off, E.D.F. you're ruining our view as we trample across other people's land"


Monday, 3 August 2015

Gomer Wakes


So, did the deal go something like this?

"Yes, Turkey will support the war against ISIS, if you promise not to interfere with our forthcoming treatment of the Kurds"

Remember when George H.W. Bush Snr. abandoned the Kurds, once before... will the great USA really, in all conscience, allow it again?

Update 10\10\2015
Hmmmm, "police "attacked" people carrying the injured away".... LINK

Facing Your Fears

These days, the only direction you should run... is forward


Friday, 31 July 2015

How Many Millions Dead?


Barack Obama's first ever action as USA President, was to remove the "Mexico City Policy".

Rivers of Blood on your hands Mr President.
Please stop pretending to be a Christian... it insults The Lord!

Sunday, 26 July 2015

ImpossiWally


No one asks "How's Wally?"… (Waldo)

...maybe he doesn’t want to be found!

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Tall Tales

Meanwhile in 'Gath Public Library'


(not that they read much in Gath... the Philistines!)

Update 5/8/2015

Oh... prophetic? Gath Gate Discovered

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Deep Questions Of Life

Most people, put their clothes to "Air" in the Airing Cupboard.
Why do they always close the door then?


Monday, 20 July 2015

Stink

Someone offered me some Mascarpone-flavoured ice cream...

I thought "Musky Pony? ...euurrrgh"


Sunday, 19 July 2015

Euro-Ties

The Greek crisis, could be due to the members of their parliament not wearing ties. If only they would, all their wildest dreams will come true.


Thursday, 16 July 2015

Remember Belzec

"Cheer up... it may never happen!"

"But I was just thinking about World War II"

















"Cheer up... it may never happen ever again!"

"But that's why I need to keep thinking about World War II"


Monday, 13 July 2015

No Man's Land...

The earth is the Lord’s, and all its fullness,
The world and those who dwell therein.



For He has founded it upon the seas,
And established it upon the waters.

Who may ascend into the hill of the Lord?
Or who may stand in His holy place?

He who has clean hands and a pure heart,
Who has not lifted up his soul to an idol,
Nor sworn deceitfully.

He shall receive blessing from the Lord,
And righteousness from the God of his salvation.

This is Jacob, the generation of those who seek Him,
Who seek Your face. Selah

Lift up your heads, O you gates!
And be lifted up, you everlasting doors!
And the King of glory shall come in.

Who is this King of glory?
The Lord strong and mighty,
The Lord mighty in battle.

Lift up your heads, O you gates!
Lift up, you everlasting doors!
And the King of glory shall come in.

Who is this King of glory?
The Lord of hosts,
He is the King of glory. Selah

Psalm 24

Saturday, 4 July 2015

Here, By Invitation Only

"And He changes the times and the seasons;
He removes kings and raises up kings..."
Daniel 2:21



Silly Cow


New legislation, lobbied by a minority group, coming to a law court near you.

Monday, 29 June 2015

The Park Knight


See... this is what happens when you park in Bath without a resident's permit from the council.

Friday, 26 June 2015

Free Taylor Swift

Apparently, Taylor Swift is outraged by another example of her "music" being heard for free.


"It's outrageous... it's pure theft from artists who work so hard, to create 'music' " she said.

This time, her indignation is aimed at the general public, who might, on occasion, sing her songs aloud to themselves.

"Where's my royalties" asked multi-millionaire Taylor today. "It's just greedy" she added whilst getting into a limo.


Thursday, 25 June 2015

This Is Not The End

“For here have we no continuing city, but we seek one to come.”
Hebrews 13:14

El Zocalo

El Zocalo, Mexico City... yes, Mr Bond, it is exactly how I remember it


However... There is a local remnant that declares LIFE!!! (my own footage)


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Being Responsible

The Government Health Department has issued a reminder to employers that, when employees go to the toilet, "to please remember to wash their hands afterward. This helps prevent the spread of germs."


In other news... the U.S. Pentagon, has apparently been sending live batches of Anthrax to various labs all over the planet. (Link) It is assumed that if there's an accidental break-out, they will quickly be 'washing their hands', too.

Friday, 5 June 2015

Roadmap Needed

Apparently, Iranian news agencies are reporting the injuries John Kerry received from falling off his bike, are actually due to being "caught up in a fire-fight with Isis gunmen"?

Things Go In Cycles

For so long, western news sources have, allegedly, fed the world truths, half truths and outright misinformation, which has fuelled all sorts of conspiracy theories.
*A spokesman for Nasim News Agency said "Well this gives western news agencies, a taste of their own medicine."


*Na, just made that up - Well, you know what they say ..."B.S. Baffles Brains"

...who's 'they'?