Thursday, 14 July 2016

Mayday

"The 76th Prime Minister of the UK" - first time I've ever heard the press keeping-count and pushing this... very "Presidential" Mrs May!




Saturday, 2 July 2016

Winter Is Coming

We can all vote... but if it's ignored and "they" install what they want anyway... we're into the realm of tyranny! Days of the Knife edge. The current shenanigans around both the race for a new (unelected!!!) Conservative leader and the attempt to take-out Labour's Jeremy Corbin, smells rotten.
Keep on praying folks... nothing's settled yet.


Thursday, 30 June 2016

Clowns To The Left Of Me...


Actor Rick Moraines tipped to play Michael Gove MP, in the new comedy, "Honey, I shrunk the Government"


Sunday, 26 June 2016

Isaac Asimov's 3 Laws Of Robotics

1/ A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2/ A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3/ A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Meanwhile at DARPA: "…oh stuff it, launch the autonomous Hunter/Killer Drone!"

"Games without frontiers, 
wars without tears
(Peter Gabriel)


(Above, reposted from a few years back)

Making Good

Photo taken on the day Mr Willie Wonka had an epiphany about making chocolate bars, after his spray-tan franchise collapsed.


Saturday, 25 June 2016

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now

Well, kinda important vote tomorrow. If the UK votes to leave the EU, Nato needs to be ramped up a bit, as there's likely to be a knock-on effect with other European nations too. If the EU caves-in slightly,  Russia (God bless em) could be looking to mop-up satellite countries, like Romania, Belarus and Poland. Still, unless the EU stops trying to be a Federation and stick to the trade-based promised intention... I'm voting leave. Whatever happens... love to the nations in Europe.
One day we shall all be caught up... 


Monday, 20 June 2016

Outline

Do not trust in shadows... they are the result of something that was in the way of light.


Thursday, 16 June 2016

Satellite Of Love

43.645074, -115.993081

Cut n Paste the above coordinates, into the Google Earth search bar...


Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Stoic

When we need to really let go, but insist on our own way?


Sunday, 12 June 2016

Flat Earth = Flat Head



Flat Earth Theory : An arising internet theory posing as a biblical truth; that claims "we have all been deceived into believing the "circle of the earth" is a sphere, when it is actually flat." (Not joking by the way) It is usually packaged along with anti-New World Order discussions.


Flat Earth Theory is a double bluff that has been sown (!) to ultimately discredit creationism.
Please don't be fooled by this mickey-take. The rug will be pulled from under your feet, if you do. 

Saturday, 11 June 2016

One Is Ninety

HM the Queen at todays "Trooping the Colour".
The colour being "greenscreen green".
They're obviously going to put in a CGI character, later.


Happy Berfday Maaam


UPDATE: Ha Ha... told ya - GREENSCREENQUEEN

In The Throws Of Death And Life

If we must throw stones, throw them at the real enemy.
Then let us throw ourselves, upon The Lord.


The Voice

History is being made before your very ears.

"So then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
Romans 10:17

Friday, 10 June 2016

We Are The World???

To the worship leaders...
Please make sure the impression you make in this life, is your own,
not an emulation or impression of someone else.



Thursday, 9 June 2016

The President Precedent

In keeping with the election of the first black president Barak Obama and with Hilary Clinton, possibly becoming the first female president, a little green frog has now announced it’s intention to stand in the subsequent elections in four years time.

Critics have commented that a president shouldn’t be elected to merely break a tradition, but be a person of integrity and diligence in order to run the nation, for the good of it’s people. "Surely we want the best person for the job, not someone favoured because of colour or gender?" one said.


A spokesman for the little green frog said “who cares, look this nation has never had a president of a different species before! Think about it

Yes, think about it!

Saturday, 4 June 2016

Twice Dead

The real tragedy is that he now kneels before the Great White Throne judgement seat of Jesus Christ, realising:
  • He is NOT the greatest, 
  • Allah is NOT God
  • Fame, deeds, money or islam, has NOT saved him 


Now that deserves some true expression of grief.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Please Read Carefully

Now the Bereans were of more noble character than those in Thessalonica, for they received the message with great eagerness and examined the Scriptures every day to see if what Facebook said was true.


Monday, 30 May 2016

2nd World Problems

Apparently David Cameron says that if the UK leaves the EU, they'll be no more Fish & Chips, Cups of Tea, Coronation Street and that Peter Kay, along with Dame Judi Dench, will have to be deported to the Falkland Islands...
it's the end if Britain as we know it... according to him, anyway.


Seriously though, the big issue with all this, is actually about 'sovereignty'.
Staying, will be the end of Britain as we know it. We'll become a state, like Ohio or California in the USA. (No disrespect to the USA intended) It's just the pro-EU lobby, are toning this federal intent down... a bit like the original European Common Market was promoted and promised to be way of aiding trade between countries. NOT honest!

UPDATE (in todays news)

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Church Expressions

You know, trying to start a mosh-pit at a Hillsong's meeting,
maybe wasn't such good idea after all.


Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Just-Us For All

Do we discern events through 'spiritual-eyes', or do we 'spiritualise' events in retrospect and then claim it's discernment? Worth checking with The Holy Spirit and Scripture, if we truly love truth.




Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Nowt As Queer As Folk

Here's an idea for hungry guitar players, inspired by Bob Dylan... have called it the "Hamonica".


Thursday, 19 May 2016

Being Grateful

Before Facebook, people had to commission (at great time and expense) famous painters like Cezanne, to show what they had for lunch.


Sunday, 15 May 2016

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Wipe Out

"Behold foolish mortals... for it is I... Captain Looroll"

Excerpt from the book "Marvel Films That Didn't Get Funding"


Thursday, 12 May 2016

Darlings Man!!!

The USA has it's constitution... Israel has it's biblical archeology... Greece has it's art and philosophy.

Well, it's official, the UK's Peter Beardsley is now declared a "National Treasure".


He follows in the footsteps of other "National Treasures" that've been doled out, such as Dame Judy Dench, Maggie Smith and Jedward.

Peter's said to be thrilled and is quoted to have said "something" in Geordie.

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

Smile Winston!

North Korea's 7th Party Congress ends with a staged celebration... ARTICLE HERE




They all seem so happy... but they smile, because they are told to.


Reminds me of this tragic sequence below, from Orwell's "1984"


A broken people. Remember to pray for them... thanks.

P.S. (If there's ever a change in leadership structure out there... the people will need counselling and as with any cult victims, deprogramming.)

Saturday, 7 May 2016

London Mayor Khan

Khan voted-in, as London Mayor?


Seriously though, London Mayor Boris Johnson, thought the 'Baalgate' was a good thing, when he unveiled the Palmyra Arch a couple of weeks ago in London. He's now been voted out and the Muslim MP Sadiq Khan, is now the Mayor. 

Someone left a 'door' open...

Friday, 6 May 2016

Kebab

If Mr Erdogan was going to stand down, he would have done so already. The news item in todays Washington Post, is implying this. Sensed in 2013 his growing desire to revive and head-up a new Ottoman facist theocracy. Much to pray about here... he has his eyes, ultimately, set on Jerusalem. Time will tell.


Turkish people are hospitable and friendly... I've got a real affection for the place. When I went to Istanbul in 2013, as part of a church ministry team, there was already legislation coming in to make it a criminal act to criticise the PM/President. When freedom of speech is shut down and the press are silenced by threats, it sets up a nation for potential abuse. (Take note Mr Trump!!!)

Please do pray for the nation of Turkey.

UPDATE 15/7/2016:
The (false flag) excuse Mr. Erdogen wanted for a clamp-down/purge of opposition?
(On the same night as Bohemian Grove Care Ceremony takes place - hmmm)
After all this concludes, expect "emergency powers" to be invoked for the "good" of the "democracy".

Another blog post by me HERE

UPDATE 16/7/2016:
Ta-daaaa

and... UPDATE 17/7/2016:

And now folks (it's getting silly now) an Update regarding the update on 15/7/2016
Here come the 'emergency powers' for the sake of democracy. UPDATE 20/7/2016

Ok, time for a sing-a-long...  ready?...



UPDATE 15/4/2017
FFS

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Creation Groans

Dr David Attenborough... a man without excuse

(Romans 1:20)
"For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, 
being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, 
so that they are without excuse,"

Saturday, 23 April 2016

Jesu-suit

CNA stage another PR stunt to make folks think "He's alright, he is... he's just like a normal bloke"
but?... he's a Jesuit! Is anyone awake?


Friday, 15 April 2016

Blue On Blue

Hit by "Friendly Fire"?

Psalm 3:3
"But You, O Lord, are a shield for me,
My glory and the One who lifts up my head."


Monday, 4 April 2016

Wheel of Fire

A report today says LINK "North Korea vow to kill 'more Americans than the 9/11 attacks"

Kim Jong Un is seen as a bit of a cartoon villain in the west... trouble is, he just might be detached enough to do something very silly with his developing weapons arsenal. Even if the target is Japan rather than mainland USA, cult-leaders in history, over and over again, tend to take their followers into the flames. Jim Jones, David Koresh and Marshall Applewhite all convinced their poor, brainwashed followers to die with them in a "blaze of glory". Praying a bit more seriously about the regime in North Korea these days; beyond the comedy internet memes about them, is the potential for horror.


The oppression and mind control of the North Korean people is a big clue that the personality cult of Kim Jong Un and his father/grandfather has the same sociopathic unpredictability of suicide cult leaders everywhere.
Just alerted to look beyond the "Comedy" and pray against potential "Tragedy".

UPDATE 7/5/2016: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576383/North-Korea-kicks-rare-party-congress-miraculous-results.html

UPDATE 7/3/2017: 
North Korea says it was practicing to hit U.S. military bases in Japan with missiles 

UPDATE 15/4/2017 - One Year On from original article, sheeesh


Friday, 1 April 2016

A Dangerous Game

Government Minister calls for new style Muslim Prayer Mats to become mandatory in UK!!!


What exactly, is going on today???

(It's the 1st April)

Friday, 25 March 2016

The Last Stand


Son: "How can a man be brave, if he's afraid?"

Father: "That is the only time he can be brave."

Friday, 11 March 2016

Incapability Brown

Not just fantasy, but a reality.
Those Mad scientists have really created "Park" - Unbelievable!


Tensions Between Obama & Cameron

News Headlines Today:

Obama says David Cameron "Smells!"

Cameron fires back by saying "Right, he's not coming to my party anymore then"

That's democracy folks.


Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Transextremist

Al-Jazeera has reported that groups of confused Muslim men, are now starting to secretly wear their wive's clothes.

Abdul Azeel and his mates from work, 
out shopping in Kabul yesterday.

Sunday, 6 March 2016

Equality Street

There was accusations of racism at this years Oscars, due to the lack of black actors being nominated. The subsequent protest of not attending by some celebrities has sparked a similar protests in other award events planned for 2016. Critics of this years forthcoming MOBO awards, are drawing attention to the lack of white nominees this year.


Calls for a 'MOWO' award ceremony celebrating 'Music Of White Origin' have been shot down as extreme right wing racism. Well if you want 'Equality' folks?

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Well, You Know What They Say...

"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you...
Cry and the whole world films it, cos it makes really good telly."




Friday, 26 February 2016

Scallywag's Roadshow

"I suppose, at auction it'd be worth a couple of thousand pounds; but I would insure it for something in the region of £5,000. May I ask how you came by it?"


Friday, 19 February 2016

Batman vs Pooperman

quick, to the bat loo....
ner ner ner ner ner ner... splatman

(oh come on Dave... grow up)


Learning To Trust

"Not everything is as it seems" - the process can sometimes feel a million miles away from the promise. But God's ways are not our ways... take heart, whatever you're going through right now, you're likely to find... it was ALL TRAINING.


Wednesday, 17 February 2016

Monday, 15 February 2016

Wardrobe Malfunction

Just suffered an embarrassing "wardrobe malfunction"....
...the door fell off


Sunday, 14 February 2016

Impropaganda

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth please.



Leaving out facts while exaggerating others is the most subtle form of lies and slander.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." 
- Exodus 20:16

Friday, 12 February 2016

The Mammon Ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah... look, just shut up and take my money now!!!


Sunday, 7 February 2016

Julian Assange

Julian Assange has sought 'sanctuary' in the Embassy of Ecuador, for the last three and a half years, in London. He maintains that he be will become a victim of unjust treatment if he leaves i.e. by being extradited to the USA in 'revenge' for the broadcasting of sensitive intelligence on his Wikileaks website.

However, the issue of justice is also pertinent regarding the requirement for him to stand trial in Sweden for the SERIOUS allegation of rape!


So... there is precedent in UK courts, where a witness who feels they'd be in danger if they appear in court, can give evidence via VIDEO-LINK! Why hasn't any one sought to put this into place internationally? (He uses video-link, all the time to air his views.)

If possible, he could clear his name, or be convicted - if proven guilty. The alleged victim in Sweden, needs justice and closure too!!!