Webs**te

There's a new website for gossipers called 'twofacebook'

Annoying

Don't you find it annoying when people don't finish their

First World Problems

"oh ******* I spilt my cup of tea on the computer keyboard - QUICK get a tea towel... HURRY UP!!! - it's gone everywhere... turn it off at the mains - oh for ********* sake!!!"

...Meanwhile, a little lad in Burma has no food.

Consideration

See ! the Japanese get it, why can't folks in Midsomer Norton?

I know what will cheer you up !!!

I know what will cheer you up !!!

Generations

When I was 7, my granddad said "eeee, kids today, you don't know when you were born!"
However, I actually did know when I had been born, but I let it go... you have to be grown up about these things.

Psycho-pud

Chef, Norman Bates shows us how he prefers to prepare a bowl of delicious juicy water melon. 

Maybe try this when you have guests. Before allowing them to leave, get them to write list of why they like you and you're their very best-ist friend in the whole world.

Auwwwww

Mr Simpson loved his wife so much, he gave her his dentures, when she forgot hers.

Baa

Ever had days like this?

Clown Food

The stuff of nightmares... Clowns are bad enough, but turned into luncheon meat? I don't care if the sign say's they were "free-range" clowns... it's going to taste funny (ha ha pun intended)

Unpopular Superheroes: No 5

Unpopular Superheroes: No 5

Chem-trails

This photo was taken in Kent at a wedding recently.
As you can see it's a 'cross', formed by the exhaust fumes of jet planes. Seemed profound, set against the sunset.

I posted it, in line with some speculation on the internet, about Chem-trails... a concern that governments all over the world are poisoning or drugging their populations with chemicals, dispersed from commercial aircraft.

My theory here, with this photo, is that if this is a chem-trail, it was created by the Church of England? but instead of poisoning the nation, they are dispersing incense. This is possibly in partnership with, say, Easyjet? - certainly NOT British Airways. They won't allow their staff to wear a cross, let alone sky write one.

I also wonder if the C of E put Librium in the holy water to dumb down the people in the congregation? Don't get me started on Rome.

Nothing to see here

Cult

The "Rev" Moon died today. So here's a couple of jokes:

Q.How many cult leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One... (and if you don't laugh at that joke you'll never see your family again)

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Cult leader...
Cult leader who?
Shut yer face, we ask the questions here!!!