Friday, 19 October 2012

Comedy/Tragedy

The McDonalds... distant relations to Ronald, were all tragically killed today, when the wheels and doors fell off their car, approaching a drive through.


Monday, 15 October 2012

Colour blind


The Hughes family all suffer from colour blindness.
Tonight they're off to the theatre to watch the musical
"Joseph and his amazing brown dream-coat".


Thursday, 11 October 2012

Tyrannosaur-Octo-Duck


Scientists have put together an artist's impression of a new creature assembled from the fossil record... This ferocious creature has been named.... Tyrannosaur-Octo-Duck.


The tooth was later found to be a pebble, but that didn't stop the "experts". They deducted that Tyrannosaur-Octo-Duck hunted in packs and ate a diet it oranges and seaweed. These are the giant ancestors of todays (chip pinching) seagulls. We must all shut up and believe them without question... some thing they have accused the church of, for years... :)