Meet the Jedi Family

Photographed with their pet Raven called Jed, meet Freddy Jedi and his three brothers, Teddy Jedi, Neddy Jedi and the youngest, Fasenglebertus-Whizzbang

Facewoof

"Tiddles the cat, wants to be my friend"

"Yeah, but you don't have to accept the invite you know"

Countenance

The past is gone and who knows if tomorrow will arrive.
All we have are moments... now.

...and just to ruin the profoundness of that statement here's a picture of a "gurner"

Second from Top Secret

"AREA 50.5" - not as interesting to UFO-hunter freaks, as it's nearby neighbour. "Not much really happens here" a spokesman said. "We had a pigeon loose in one of the secret hangers the other day... but that's about it really" - Just what are they hiding?

Wedgie Kray

Justice, at last, for the people of Midsomer Norton.

Moral dilemma No.7

Moral dilemma No.7:
It's Pizza... but it's a cat - Discuss.

Mr. Perry

"Where's Mr Perry? ...has anyone seen Mr Perry?
Have you seen what he's wearing.. flannel shirt and braces? and that 'tash - did he draw that on with a magic marker?
Why do you think he's such a miserable old git?"

Detente

Stop telling me what to do!!!
Stop telling us to stop telling you what to do!!!
Stop telling me to stop telling you, to stop telling me, what to do!!!
Stop telling... (well, you get the picture) Detente

Muse at ten

16 Jan 2013 14:06
Rylan Clark successfully leads revolution in the latest Celebrity Big Brother task. Weeeee.

No, he didn't get Speidi chucked out of the house (he wishes). Instead he and the housemates won a luxury shopping budget by overthrowing dictator Frankie Dettori

oh, in other news… In the first major ground operation in the conflict, French special forces have been fighting alongside Malian troops against Islamist rebels in street battles.

Also, more than 80 people have been killed by two blasts in the northern Syrian city of Aleppo, activists and officials say.

Still… good news about Rylan.

The 'Pride' of Lions

There were these two blokes in Africa. One goes up behind a Lion and kicks it up the backside. He then says to his mate "Quick RUUUUNNNNN".
His mate says "Why should I? I didn't kick it!"

Here's mud in your eye.

Believing is Seeing...

GREEDOM !!!

..."gay gill gever gake gowur GREEDOM!!!"

Ready, Teddy, Go

Fans awaiting the arrival of Teddy Ruxpin, for his book reading gig in Scunthorpe.

Ginston Gurchgill

Gever, in ga gield of ooman gonflict... 

gaz so guch, geen gowed to so genny,

guy go goo!!!

Californian Regent