Who says men can't be sensitive?

Sensitive Men?
Yeah, I was in a pub yesterday, when a 'sensitive man' said to me "Oi, what are you looking at?" (Perhaps a little bit over sensitive?)

The Return of the Dave

Yes Folks... I'm back! Hope to start posting again soon.

Thank you Wales, for the catering.

Off on Summer Hols

Off to glorious Wales now... back in a week, folks. So no posts till then.

However, until then, please have a read through the many past posts, or see my website at www.notfunnydave.com

Someone is still at home, though... looking after our vicious Bandog, "tickles".

See ya, and have a great week folks... and remember... if you're driving on a Saturday night... don't forget your car!

Dave

Pontyplop Holiday Village, Pembrokeshire, Wales. 
(Not for sissys.)

Mysterious World

What's more weird is they claim to find Big Foot footprints... if that's so, why 'Big Foot'? Did it hop along? Surely it should be called "Big Feet"?

Next week: if you identify a UFO as a UFO, it ceases to become a UFO because it's been identified... etc. Also the case of the psychic dwarf bank robber, "small, medium at large"

A Hostage Of Our Very Own Civil War

Some people have developed 'Stockholm Syndrome' with their own issues.

1 Corinthians 2:14-16
The person without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God but considers them foolishness, and cannot understand them because they are discerned only through the Spirit. The person with the Spirit makes judgments about all things, but such a person is not subject to merely human judgments, for,

“Who has known the mind of the Lord
    so as to instruct him?”

But we have the mind of Christ.

Oldest Scam Going

Seems like the devil didn't turn up to this gig, so the stones were left to their own devices.
Sadly, when they get to check out, they won't be able to afford to bill. Naïve, really doesn't cover it!

Matthew 16:26
For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?

Oh, Cheer Up

Love these bands...

Virgin Black

Saviour Machine

Nice bit of Christian Doom/Goth

Who goes there ?

‘Lion , there's a Lion....’

All the Watchmen woke up,
locked all the doors
and all went back to sleep.

‘....inside the room !’




© David Robinson 2001

Run

In the Human Race today... some were found to have cheated.

Don't become disqualified.

Pond Life

"Quack"
       "I was going to say that"

Box Office Poison

On British TV in the 1970's, this guy had a show called "The Galloping Gourmet".
Not a lot of people know that this title came about because he used to eat what he'd (under)cooked.

Jimmy Riddle

For years it has been a mystery of what exactly, 1979 world 'pogo' dancing champion, Jimmy Riddle said as he jumped off the CN tower in Canada. It has now been revealed that what he said was "Aaaaaaaaaa, I've changed my mind..."

Well, that's double-mindedness for you!

Count your blessings, while you can... we actually have so much to live for!

A British Institution

Just wanted to acknowledge the patriotism of Prince William and Kate. How wonderful that they should name their firstborn child after the ASDA supermarket's, in-house, range of clothing. That is an amazing piece of product placement.

UnConsciousness

Russell Brand, who is a master in the art of 'staring', has at last found a place of "peace & godhood".
His own personal 'ashram', where he goes for self-reflection and meditation, is located right up his own backside.

His new book and tour, pontificating about it all, is out next year... or maybe it's all just a dream baby?

Faith in Action

Hobbies

There is no such thing as "Normal"

Pap Idol

Lassie Bassy and his family love nothing more than to sing along to the records of their favourite singer...

yes that's right, they are all fans of Demis Roussos.

Celine Dion - Shred

If ever you wondered why singers need fold-back speakers... here's an illustration. Obviously re-dubbed for a laugh... really funny.

Ice Cream

Selling an Ice Cream: The only context where someone can innocently call themselves, Mr Whippy.

Smile

It all starts with communication, or stops due to a lack of it.

Renewing Of The Mind

The past is gone... move along
If you must harp on... sing a new song

Misplaced Focus

Wow... look at that...

...someone's left their patio chair on the pier!

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Apologies for the recent post... I've taken it out. Should have done a websearch on the word. Again, apologies,

Stuck

"What do we want?"

"A Cure for Tourette's"

"When do we want it?"

"**** You!!!"

The Mammon Ghost

I thought I'd phone Mike Murdoch & Benny Hinn, to ask them to send me money... er... sorry "seed" so they would be blessed.

...Not a flippin $ausage!

"Self-Justification"

Illusion + Collusion = Delusion
But of course, "it's the others who are to blame".

2 Thessalonians 2:10
...and with all unrighteous deception among those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

Vulcanised

What Spock had found "fascinating" at his station, all those years, suddenly appears on the Main viewer.

Aaaaah... Facebook

You've Named Me What?

Son of a Beach

I've been somewhat overweight for some time now, so I'm on a diet. Doing ok as I've lost 2 stones in the last few months.

The diet came about, when I was sun bathing on a beach and Greenpeace came along and tried to push me back into the water.

Happiest Day of Her Life (?)

Margaret Fanta marries, European Fishing Champion, Gilbert Periwinkle in a ceremony he planned as a surprise.

She was just happy to get married...

They say "Love is blind"... but the issue is, he smells of fish.

"What a Catch"

"Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" - Amos 3:3

When I knew Elvis...

Tom Jones' record label, Taffy Edwards Records, insists that Tom is still bringing in the cash. Time Team are due to do a dig near his wallet next week.

Line is Engaged

Between 1954 and 1956, Beefy McGowen and Gin Pickles had been dating by telephone, but had never actually met. Then one day they decided to finally meet up. Beefy got down on one knee and gave her a ring. They are now engaged.

"Selfies" taken with phones, are not new.

Signs

For we know that the whole creation groans and labours with birth pangs together until now.
Romans 8:22-24

Candid

Candid photo of me Preaching on the issue of our "spiritual covering", at Radstock Youth Centre. The poster to the left was noticed afterwards. Classic!

You Are Never Too Old

Go on... have fun, again!

Putting on the Blitz

My Granddad used to say, that in World War II, "every one had a bullet with their name on it"... that was a big concern for his neighbours... Mr & Mrs Doodlebug.

John the Methodist

Kangadave

God Bless Israel

I was just thinking about Israel and said to The Lord "I'd love to go back, Lord"
He said "So would I"

Safety First

There's 'brave'... and then there's 'naïve'.

Martial f art

Steven Seagal... you want to "take the Mick"... but daren't.

Hey!

"You want falafel?"

Killing Joke

When Man tries to be like God, what he creates is usually very disturbing.

Tough Guys Drink Fruit Juice.

Socks & Sandals

British Fashion... coming to a beach near you!

Something On Your Mind?

"Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, 
and I will give you rest."

Matthew 11:28

Space For Us All

"Get Off My Land!!!"

Gis Us a Kiss

Harry, from boy-band "One Direction", before makeup

Lady Jane

The false image abroad of the British, all speaking like the Queen and living in castles, is not helped by this lady in a chelsea bookshop.

Burn Down the Disco

Disco didn't die... it was taken by the CIA and had it's identity reassigned. It's now known as "Easy Listening" and lives under 24/7 protection, in Alaska, next to the Bearing Sea.