Tuesday, 31 December 2013

There he is!

Author Martin Handford, is best known for his illustrated books called "Where's Wally?" or in the USA, "Where's Waldo?" However, not many people realise what Mr Handford actually looks like.

So here's a treat... scroll down and you will see a rare photograph of him, I took recently.

























Saturday, 28 December 2013

Gimmie Relationship

"Hey, hi religion, how's it going?"
"Shhhhhh, NO talking!!!"

Hagiagard Sophia

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Remember Belzec


Here in this carload
I, Eve,
with my son Abel.
if you see my older boy,
Cain, the son of man
tell him that I...

(poem, written in pencil in sealed railway car on the way to a Nazi Death Camp)

When Possible... Make A U-Turn

Buddhists... when next pontificating about "self-denial" or "will power"... stop and consider what an enormously Fat bloke, Buddha was.


Acts 16:30-31
And he brought them out and said, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?”
So they said, “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household.” 

X-Mass Effect

The 'Self Nutting' Kit from Ronco.
Render yourself unconscious in the comfort of you own garden.
Available from Aldi, Dobbies and all good retail outlets. Just £24.99

Friday, 20 December 2013

First-World Problems:

Breaking a biscuit in half to fit inside your cup of tea and it breaks into three... now you can't fold it over to dunk in one go... waaaaa


Thursday, 19 December 2013

Barking

'The Pugs', Irelands only all-dog band, play the Brixton Academy tonight. Expect classic songs such as "Gotta Shoe I Gotta Chew" , "Fire Hydrant Baby" and "Don't Worry, be Yappy"
Doors open 7.30pm.


Ooooh, Gis Us A Kiss

Truth is truth, no matter how ugly it gets

"…He who gives a right answer kisses the lips."
Proverbs 24:26

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Trouble With Piles

Back in the office and I've had to hit the ground... rolling


Doctor Doctor

"that we may apply the medicine of the Scripture, every man to his own sores" - William Tyndale (from 'The Obedience of A Christian Man')


Monday, 16 December 2013

Sunday, 15 December 2013

Armageddon

The gates of the literal hill of "Armageddon".
Most people go on holiday to Spain...    ...not me.

Tel Meggido, Jezreel Valley, Northern Israel. 
December 2013

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

The Hills Are Alive...

Off to Israel for a while, so won't be posting for a few days.

Thanks for visiting... please look through all the older stuff perhaps.

Will post again in a couple of weeks

Cheers...

Dave


Monday, 2 December 2013

Face Like Flint

Boxer Floyd Patterson once said "I was the boxer who was knocked down the most... but I was also the boxer who got back up the most"

Somedays you may feel down... but you don't ever have to be "out" :)


Even A Wall, Can Still Say It All...

When people put up a wall... see it as an opportunity, to say something

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. - Romans 8:38-39

Sunday, 1 December 2013

The Boy Who Cried "WOLF"...



... and was RIGHT, every time!

A Picture of True Harmony:

A soundtrack of the Nine; Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control - growing together in the life of one person.