Seasons

The Mould only had one purpose; what it shaped has many.

Jail House Rock

See, this is what happens when you try to cage someone with joy; they see it as a great "opportunity" to express it.

All of Creation Cries Out...

A chimp called "Eddie" has escaped from Bristol zoo this morning and staged a public protest in the city's main library. Apparently it was offended at chimpanzees being associated with the theory of evolution.

Ska Face

Awesome beyond words... turn up yer stereo n daaaance

PLAY: Prince Fatty Meets The Mutant HiFi - Hava Nagila

The Week That Was

There's a time in everyone's life, when they're gonna have to call for help

Incognito

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The Mark Of Sorrow

2 Corinthians 7:11
"For observe this very thing, that you sorrowed in a godly manner: What diligence it produced in you, what clearing of yourselves, what indignation, what fear, what vehement desire, what zeal, what vindication! In all things you proved yourselves to be clear in this matter."

Comic-Conman

"Behold, foolish mortals... feel the wrath of 'Eye Glasses Test Man'"

The Spirit Is Willing But...

"Quick Steve, he's getting away... keep pedalling!"

Pop Culture

I ordered some rolls of "Bubble-wrap" the other day... and had to pay for packaging?

A Sign of the Times

"and now over to Rod Zilla for today's 'City-Crushing Rampage Forecast'... ...Rod?"

Vegetive

"All we are sayin'... is give peas a chance"

Hope

Ever had that syncing feeling?

"And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose."

Romans 8:28

Facebook Philosophers

I think... therefore I spam

"15 minutes" of civil-drivel, for all

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Spend, Spend, Spend

They wreck creation, to build shopping centres... then place trees inside them?

We are not God

Doesn't Really Matter

Right... who'd like a Pepsi?

Masterchef

Pierce film-lid several times, then heat for 2 minutes...?