Monday, 24 February 2014

Money Talks

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our... crude oil!!!"


Gwhat's Gamily?


Mr Cheeseman: I can make you say "I love you" without moving my lips?

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gwhy?

Mr Cheeseman: Because I want you to "say it"

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gyeah, Gut Gwhy?

Mr Cheeseman: Because we're family, that's why!

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gwhats Gamily?

Mr Cheeseman: Right, that's it- this is my 'act' so, you're all going back in the box!

Little Woody Cheeseman: Goow, Gat's gnot gair!

Mr Cheeseman: Shut up!!!

Mrs Cheeseman: Who are you arguing with dear?

Mr Cheeseman: ........

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Environ-Mental

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) have been brought in to investigate reports that there has been a world wide killing-off of, the famous, "Flappy Bird".




Saturday, 22 February 2014

Thursday, 20 February 2014

Thursday, 13 February 2014

Mystery Shopper Wanted

Job Going in Glastonbury for a "Mystery Shopper" - If you've ever walked along Glastonbury's high street, full of New Age and Witchcraft Shops, you'll see the humour in this job title.


Sunday, 2 February 2014

Public Enemy No.2

Jimmy "The" McNoodle was arrested today in Texas, attempting to cross the Mexican Border in the baking midday sun. He was wearing a Bowler Hat at the time.


Free Drinks All Round

More Life Anyone? Say "When"