Money Talks

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our... crude oil!!!"

Gwhat's Gamily?

Mr Cheeseman: I can make you say "I love you" without moving my lips?

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gwhy?

Mr Cheeseman: Because I want you to "say it"

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gyeah, Gut Gwhy?

Mr Cheeseman: Because we're family, that's why!

Little Woody Cheeseman: Gwhats Gamily?

Mr Cheeseman: Right, that's it- this is my 'act' so, you're all going back in the box!

Little Woody Cheeseman: Goow, Gat's gnot gair!

Mr Cheeseman: Shut up!!!

Mrs Cheeseman: Who are you arguing with dear?

Mr Cheeseman: ........

Environ-Mental

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) have been brought in to investigate reports that there has been a world wide killing-off of, the famous, "Flappy Bird".

Bigmouth Strikes Again...

Hospitality... let it not be given begrudgingly. Rewind - Be Kind

Scots of the Antarctic

Scotland rehearses its potential separation from the UK

Mystery Shopper Wanted

Job Going in Glastonbury for a "Mystery Shopper" - If you've ever walked along Glastonbury's high street, full of New Age and Witchcraft Shops, you'll see the humour in this job title.

Public Enemy No.2

Jimmy "The" McNoodle was arrested today in Texas, attempting to cross the Mexican Border in the baking midday sun. He was wearing a Bowler Hat at the time.

Free Drinks All Round

More Life Anyone? Say "When"

Mysteries

There are still mysteries in life... and this picture from Japan is one of them.

Awkward Chef's Names No:23

Those Noisy Zen Garden Neighbours!