Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Hearts & Minds

A government "think-tank" has come up with a novel idea to help the public warm to the use of armed and autonomous, war-drones in their skies. They will now paint happy, smiley faces on the front of the fuselage

"If the drone decides to launch a depleted uranium rocket at a village, this idea will show that we're human" said some chinless-wonder today.

"If looks could kill, they probably will... 
in Games without frontiers... War without tears" 
(Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers)

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Friday, 25 April 2014

Who Is he Really Taking On?

The Bully next door, wants what you have...

Exodus 20:17
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, 
thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, 
nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, 
nor anything that is thy neighbour's."

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Sunday, 20 April 2014

Instant

Costa and Starbucks are employing "Baristas"?
Are they being sued these days, or something?


Saturday, 19 April 2014

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Backfire

I boasted "I've arrived to shake things up around here!!!
Didn't quite go how I expected...


Buy, Sell, Buy, Sell...

For Sale: Used Paint; buyer collect. £20
(comes in the shape of a house)


Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Did You Sleep Well? - No I Made A Few Mistakes

I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...

I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...


I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...