Hearts & Minds

A government "think-tank" has come up with a novel idea to help the public warm to the use of armed and autonomous, war-drones in their skies. They will now paint happy, smiley faces on the front of the fuselage

"If the drone decides to launch a depleted uranium rocket at a village, this idea will show that we're human" said some chinless-wonder today.

"If looks could kill, they probably will... 
in Games without frontiers... War without tears" 

(Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers)

Narnia Today...

(Too many Chiefs, not enough Braves)

Illuminati Cats

"So Mr. Tiddles, what news from agent whiskers in Astana?"

Who Is he Really Taking On?

The Bully next door, wants what you have...

Exodus 20:17

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, 

thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, 

nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, 

nor anything that is thy neighbour's."

Pure Tat

Loads of Attitude... but no spellcheck

Instant

Costa and Starbucks are employing "Baristas"?
Are they being sued these days, or something?

Throwing in the Cowell

Just Watching "The Rest of The World's Got Talent"

Poison is Poison

1000g of cyanide
10g of cyanide…

which is more dangerous?

Snob

Snobbery goes two ways...

Backfire

I boasted "I've arrived to shake things up around here!!!" 

Didn't quite go how I expected...

Buy, Sell, Buy, Sell...

For Sale: Used Paint; buyer collect. £20
(comes in the shape of a house)

Did You Sleep Well? - No I Made A Few Mistakes

I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...

I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...

I bought a Mattress made of Memory Loss Foam today...

Wot's All This Then?

2nd hand Tazer for sale £50
Absolutely stunning!!!

Somewhere... over the rainbow...

Ah, Shud Uppa Your Face

Getting a parking ticket in Rome...