Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Thinking Inside The Box


Are you "Going Around the Bend" or are you now "Turning a Corner" - the choice is yours...
(It's an electric oven, by the way)

Having a Señor Moment

A U.F.O. was spotted on the Mexican/U.S.A. Border today...


...closer examination revealed it was a family from Guadalajara trying to get into the USA, underneath a massive sombrero.

A Million Paths, That Are Never Going To Happen

The fearful person said: "Sorry, can't stop to talk to you... I've got to go, I'm late for a rehearsal in my head"


Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Bus

Caught the non-stop bus, to Birmingham...


they won't let me off!!!?
I'm posting this from Whitley Bay at the moment...

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Deliver Us From Evil

Amazon is seeking US permission to test Prime Air delivery drones.
Online retailer says in letter to FAA it has made 'advancements towards development of highly automated aerial vehicles'. The use of delivery drones in far away places could bring a new era in, for example, the third world.


One potential customer from North Kenya, thinks delivery drones could be of great use.
"We are investigating the potential to use of such delivery drones to meet our needs also" said a Mr. Abdula "Mad Bomber" Jihad, today.*



*(nb this is topical satire only)