Saturday, 30 August 2014

Volume Doesn't Give Authority

Gaudy Ministries are available to visit your church.
Jimmy Headache & George Migraine can shout with the best of them,
even though they always have a microphone.


Friday, 29 August 2014

I.D.

If it wasn't for the song... I would have forgotten


Antidote For The Walking Dead

(Original item was removed... just trying to be responsible)

Psalm 2 King James Version (KJV)

Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thingThe kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,
Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.
Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.
Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.
Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.


Literal

Why doesn't the Superdry Store sell umbrellas or dehumidifiers?


Friday, 22 August 2014

FrICTION

Coming Soon...
VATICAN 3

starring 
Sylvester Stallone as Pope Francis 

Johnny Depp as Reverend Gianfranco Ghirlanda

(hopefully straight to DVD)

Friday, 15 August 2014

Home From Home

We are, for the time being, a time being



GAZA photos

GAZA :

Then & Now Photos












To The End

At the 1968 Mexico Olympics Marathon event, one of the runners, John Stephen Akhwari of Tanzania, finds himself trapped in the middle of some other runners several miles into the race. Unable to see well, he falls and hurts his leg horribly. He watches, anguished, as the other racers continue. John Stephen Akhwari will not win the marathon on this day. He has trained for years to come to Mexico City only to fail, 19km into the race…or has he?

The 42km race was won by Mamo Wolde, an Ethiopian.
Over an hour has passes by, it's getting dark, the last of the crowd are leaving the stadium. Suddenly, the stadium gate is opened up, to the sounds of police sirens. Then a lone runner stumbles into the stadium, for his last lap. It is John Stephen Akhwari.

He hobbles, painfully on his bandaged leg, in great pain with every step. He knew 3hrs before he could not win the race, but he continued all the same. Finally, after 3hours and 25 minutes, he crosses the finish line and collapses.

"Why", someone asked him, "didn't you stop after injuring yourself?" After all, there was no way he could win the race. John's response was "My country did not send me to Mexico City to start the race, they sent me to FINISH THE RACE."

Perseverance is a powerful weapon. With God's strength... you can!


2 Timothy 4:7
"I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."

Revelation 2:10
"Do not fear any of those things which you are about to suffer. Indeed, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and you will have tribulation ten days. Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life."

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Meanwhile at the "latest-thing conference"

"Right, everyone... CHARGE !!!"


"O.K. How Much?"

Mercy...

For the families who've fled to Mount Sinjar, Iraq:

…for the dark places of the earth are full of the haunts of cruelty. 
Oh, do not let the oppressed return ashamed!
Let the poor and needy praise Your name.
Arise, O God, plead Your own cause…
(Psalm 74:20-22)


Thursday, 7 August 2014

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

When "wolves in sheep's clothing" smile in your direction,
do not take it as a compliment!

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Nope Recurring

Look, just what part of "Nope, Nope, Nope", do you not understand?