Wednesday, 30 December 2015

No Rest For The Wicked

Only now does he discover his dad was right... too late Lemmy, so sorry for you.


Bank Holiday

Anyone know what the opening times are, for the internet on New Years Eve and New Years Day?


Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Because You're Worth It

Saw a shop advertising a "Shampoo Gift Set"...
Why would you want Shampoo? Surely if you pay good money you should get a gift set with Real Poo!




Friday, 25 December 2015

45

Some things do not seem to change, but ...there is change


Thursday, 24 December 2015

Andy Pandy Dies

Andy Pandy, the star of British children's television series that premiered on BBC TV in summer 1950, has died at the age of 75.

Andy, the marionette who lived in a picnic basket, was later joined by Teddy, a teddy bear, and Looby Loo, a rag doll, who would appear when Andy and Teddy weren't around.


All three lived in the same picnic basket. At the time it was considered a metaphor for a multi racial society.

Initially the programmes were transmitted live, but Andy, unaware of Looby Loo’s existence, felt he was going mad and hearing singing voices. He felt he was going (in his words) “Looby Laa” and his behaviour started to become unacceptable at the BBC.



He was finally dismissed in 1973, after turning up to the studio, out of his skull on a cocktail of Absinthe, Shoe Polish & Um Bongo.

Andy spent the rest of his career as a door stop in Newport Pagnal Bus station.

The funeral is next Thursday.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Pod

Prodigals need to get to the place where they become so hungry, they eat their own words.


Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Sunday, 29 November 2015

Spoilers


Who The Dickens?


That moment when you can't remember someone, who remembers you
and you go on to say "oh yes, hello there, how are you? ...good to see you again

Saturday, 28 November 2015

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Choose Life

Nobody is Nobody...


Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Charm - Offensive

Just like the Aussie PM being usurped, Canada has also swept aside a good P.M. and brought in a new guy that could be a concern...

Gut feeling... not good about "charming poster-boy" Justin Trudeau.


He's being talked about, (of all things) his tattoo of a "Haida Raven consuming the world..." Not speaking against tattoos per-say, but this guy's choice was a deliberate statement. Do check out the mythology of his Haida Raven tattoo is here.
(Time will tell)

UPDATE: 30/12/2015: LINK

Friday, 23 October 2015

William Wallace and Gromit


"They may take our lands and our lives... but they will never take our Wensleydale"

Monday, 19 October 2015

New Star Wars Poster

Here's the new Starwars Poster folks... There's the usual characters like, Han, Chewie and Leia. There's also new ones like Kylo Ren, Fin, Rey and Poe.


Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Friday, 9 October 2015

Donald Trump And The Scottish Wind Farm

BBC Report says...

"Donald Trump in Supreme Court over Scottish wind farm - 8 October 2015
Donald Trump's challenge to a planned offshore wind farm will go to the Supreme Court later.
Developers intend to site the large turbine structures close to Mr Trump's golfing development on the Aberdeenshire coast. The US businessman has taken on the Scottish government, which approved the plan."






Here's my solution...




Sunday, 4 October 2015

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Sunday, 20 September 2015

999

I once went up to a policeman and said “ello, ello, ello, what’s all this then?
 - he then arrested me, for 'impersonating a police officer'.


Sunday, 6 September 2015

Mirror Mirror...

Following the announcement by rap star Kayne West, to run as a candidate in the 2020 presidential elections, he has started to outline his policies.


1/ Add his face to Mount Rushmore
2/ Replace the National Anthem with one of his rambling self-indulgent tracks
3/ Take what gold is left (if anything) from the Federal Reserve and melt it down into a chain for Kim
4/ Insist all foreign leaders wear his range of c**p clothes
5/ Move his governmental office from the white house to his studio, or up his own pompous back-side (whatever is easier for him)
6/ Replace the CIA, with his own entourage

"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity." - Ecclesiastes 1:2

There, There Diddums

Real Christian Martyrs usually don't have opportunity, (or an un-whole "need"), to lobby people about how brave they've been; and they certainly wouldn't invent "opposition" - that would be lying!


Wednesday, 12 August 2015

This Vessel

Not better than anyone else...
just chose to get aboard the lifeboat, when it came for me.


Tuesday, 11 August 2015

Hegelian Remix


When the environment is "kept" lukewarm, people tend to welcome extremes. Political Correctness and the consequent curbing of free-speech and then free-will, breeds this. However, in our passion, just make sure you're not being played like a fiddle!
We still need to be diligent to maintain checks and balances; we need tempered, passion! To respond, not react. "Do unto others, as you would have them do to you."
Someone needs to do the right thing, even if others do not... it might as well be you. But, of course, DO speak the truth, in love and boldness!
Here's an example in the UK news yesterday... Stabbed Teacher Forgives Boy
His testimony went National.

Romans 12:18
"If it is possible, as much as depends on you, live peaceably with all men."

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Plague

Reports of a child contracting Plague in California, were headlining today. LINK HERE
The child, recovering in hospital, apparently fell ill, after a trip to Yosemite National Park.


In a related story, Apple have commented that's "it's unlikely Yosemite was the source of any infection".

Friday, 7 August 2015

Windy Miller

70 Years from now, "The Council For The Protection Of Rural England" and "The Ramblers Association" will be protesting if Wind Farms are ever dismantled; (on the basis that they're an integral part of the landscape and hold historic significance for future generations.) In the mean time... "Naff Off, E.D.F. you're ruining our view as we trample across other people's land"


Monday, 3 August 2015

Gomer Wakes


So, did the deal go something like this?

"Yes, Turkey will support the war against ISIS, if you promise not to interfere with our forthcoming treatment of the Kurds"

Remember when George H.W. Bush Snr. abandoned the Kurds, once before... will the great USA really, in all conscience, allow it again?

Update 10\10\2015
Hmmmm, "police "attacked" people carrying the injured away".... LINK

Facing Your Fears

These days, the only direction you should run... is forward


Friday, 31 July 2015

How Many Millions Dead?


Barack Obama's first ever action as USA President, was to remove the "Mexico City Policy".

Rivers of Blood on your hands Mr President.
Please stop pretending to be a Christian... it insults The Lord!

Sunday, 26 July 2015

ImpossiWally


No one asks "How's Wally?"… (Waldo)

...maybe he doesn’t want to be found!

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Tall Tales

Meanwhile in 'Gath Public Library'


(not that they read much in Gath... the Philistines!)

Update 5/8/2015

Oh... prophetic? Gath Gate Discovered

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Deep Questions Of Life

Most people, put their clothes to "Air" in the Airing Cupboard.
Why do they always close the door then?


Monday, 20 July 2015

Stink

Someone offered me some Mascarpone-flavoured ice cream...

I thought "Musky Pony? ...euurrrgh"


Sunday, 19 July 2015

Euro-Ties

The Greek crisis, could be due to the members of their parliament not wearing ties. If only they would, all their wildest dreams will come true.


Thursday, 16 July 2015

Remember Belzec

"Cheer up... it may never happen!"

"But I was just thinking about World War II"

















"Cheer up... it may never happen ever again!"

"But that's why I need to keep thinking about World War II"