Monday, 13 April 2015

Government Health Warning

Like providing outside "smoking zones" with shelters, the government is proposing something similar for owners of selfie-sticks.

The "selfie-booths" will be sited well-away from major tourist locations and have background options;  including scenes of nearby tourist attractions, or a basic green screen (so visitors can photoshop a location in, when they get home).


Those proposing the scheme, say it will stop selfish people ruining the day of the vast majority of other selfish people.

Friday, 10 April 2015

Game Of Drones

"pulling the trigger here, and watching something die over there."
(Dark Wings, Dark Words)

Saturday, 4 April 2015

Just A Big Kid

"I Beg Your Pardon!!!!? Why... I have never been so insulted in my life... I know I'm only One and Half years old... but that's not the point!"


Friday, 3 April 2015

Saddled

Rome... Constantinople...

Roman Catholic... Eastern Orthodox...

...Close yer legs!