Wednesday, 23 September 2015
Backfire
"...for who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?" -
1 Samuel 17:26
1 Samuel 17:26
Sunday, 20 September 2015
999
I once went up to a policeman and said “ello, ello, ello, what’s all this then?”
- he then arrested me, for 'impersonating a police officer'.
- he then arrested me, for 'impersonating a police officer'.
Saturday, 19 September 2015
Sunday, 6 September 2015
Mirror Mirror...
Following the announcement by rap star Kayne West, to run as a candidate in the 2020 presidential elections, he has started to outline his policies.
1/ Add his face to Mount Rushmore
2/ Replace the National Anthem with one of his rambling self-indulgent tracks
3/ Take what gold is left (if anything) from the Federal Reserve and melt it down into a chain for Kim
4/ Insist all foreign leaders wear his range of c**p clothes
5/ Move his governmental office from the white house to his studio, or up his own pompous back-side (whatever is easier for him)
6/ Replace the CIA, with his own entourage
"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity." - Ecclesiastes 1:2
1/ Add his face to Mount Rushmore
2/ Replace the National Anthem with one of his rambling self-indulgent tracks
3/ Take what gold is left (if anything) from the Federal Reserve and melt it down into a chain for Kim
4/ Insist all foreign leaders wear his range of c**p clothes
5/ Move his governmental office from the white house to his studio, or up his own pompous back-side (whatever is easier for him)
6/ Replace the CIA, with his own entourage
"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity." - Ecclesiastes 1:2
There, There Diddums
Real Christian Martyrs usually don't have opportunity, (or an un-whole "need"), to lobby people about how brave they've been; and they certainly wouldn't invent "opposition" - that would be lying!
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