Wednesday, 30 December 2015

No Rest For The Wicked

Only now does he discover his dad was right... too late Lemmy, so sorry for you.


Bank Holiday

Anyone know what the opening times are, for the internet on New Years Eve and New Years Day?


Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Because You're Worth It

Saw a shop advertising a "Shampoo Gift Set"...
Why would you want Shampoo? Surely if you pay good money you should get a gift set with Real Poo!




Friday, 25 December 2015

45

Some things do not seem to change, but ...there is change


Thursday, 24 December 2015

Andy Pandy Dies

Andy Pandy, the star of British children's television series that premiered on BBC TV in summer 1950, has died at the age of 75.

Andy, the marionette who lived in a picnic basket, was later joined by Teddy, a teddy bear, and Looby Loo, a rag doll, who would appear when Andy and Teddy weren't around.


All three lived in the same picnic basket. At the time it was considered a metaphor for a multi racial society.

Initially the programmes were transmitted live, but Andy, unaware of Looby Loo’s existence, felt he was going mad and hearing singing voices. He felt he was going (in his words) “Looby Laa” and his behaviour started to become unacceptable at the BBC.



He was finally dismissed in 1973, after turning up to the studio, out of his skull on a cocktail of Absinthe, Shoe Polish & Um Bongo.

Andy spent the rest of his career as a door stop in Newport Pagnal Bus station.

The funeral is next Thursday.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Pod

Prodigals need to get to the place where they become so hungry, they eat their own words.


Tuesday, 8 December 2015