Autocratic Pilot

putinergodensorosclintontrumpmayjunkertrudeaudutertemugabiassadjongil etc etc etc...

"Shall I count them pure with the wicked balances, 

and with the bag of deceitful weights?"

Micah 6:11

The Anatomy Of Control

WHACK!!!

"Owww, what did you hit me for?

"Nothing... so just you wait till you actually bloody do something!!!"

(repost from 2014)

Nil Points

Come on Mrs May, please take Brexit seriously.

The sooner we're out of Europe, the sooner we can leave the Eurovision Song Contest.

Shane MacGowen Of Mars!

NASA has got UFO and conspiracy theorists in uproar today, as they release a new set of photographs taken by their Mars Rover today.

Is this the face of Shane Macgowen from The Pogues formed in the Martian Rock?
Did aliens carve this to send us message?

Make your mind up for yourself...

The Black Death

Scientists claim to have, at last, discovered the cause of the disease that swept across Europe, killing millions. Known as the “Black Death", researchers have now concluded that it was actually Bubonic Plague (Yersinia pestis).

However, there is still some opposition to these findings from some quarters, who contest that the Black Death was, in fact, Man Flu. The World Health Organisation is currently concerned about a new strain that is breaking out in Asia, dubbed "Fu Man Flu".

"See, this is what happens when people don't believe we're ill", said one bloke, who was a little bit poorly, today.

Households across the UK are stocking up on big bottles of Lucozaid and loads of Caramac bars, just in case.

Anti-Social Media

Matthew 18:15 rev b:
"If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. However, just in case you're scared of speaking face to face, post indirect passive/aggressive potshots without actually naming them on Facebook... that'll make em come to their senses!" said Jesus... never.