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Oh App'y Day

See, this is why I hate these name-based "fruit machines" on Facebook...

Young Guns III

Young Abdul Jimmy Mullah is delighted to be let through Calais to the UK, under the new British policy of letting vulnerable children through passport control.

Jimmy, who claims to be 9 years old, has been concerned as he says "He has always looked older than he is".

"Chinless-wonders" in Dover, are now looking to let these youths in without any searching of their person. This is in case it offends their, already traumatised young minds.

Comrade Boaty McBoatface

Concern had been mounting, as a flotilla of Russian warships sailed through the English channel over the last few days. Critics felt that President Putin is playing cold-war games, to try to intimidate the British. The Royal Navy therefore sent some of their cutting-edge ships, such as HMS Dragon, to chaperone the Russians away from our territorial waters.

However, upon approaching the Aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, the Royal Navy were reassured that it was only an attempt to visit Portsmouth to have it valued by the BBC's "Antiques Roadshow", who were filming there at the time.

ConVersion

My Amplified Bible, goes all the way up to eleven!!!

So, that's one better, init...

"Do Not Press"

Just in, footage from talks between America and Russia over the current conflict in Syria...

Dobbin Them In

It was only a matter of time... Creepy Panto Horses have now been spotted on UK city streets; scaring school kids and OAPs alike.

Don't want to be a prophet of doom, but I'm wondering if it won't be long before Christopher Biggins lookalikes and Lois Spence impersonators will be doing everyone's heads in.

Creepy Clown

Another Creepy Clown has been spotted late at night, in a UK restaurant.

When will this annoying craze end?

The Whole World Over

Is it really only North Korea, where this happens?

Horseplay

The Sh White Horse of Westbury folks...

UKIPPER

MEP Steven Woolfe is said to be feeling better and is pictured here, preparing to return to the EU Parliament in Strasbourg soon.

The 48

The 52 are more than the 48 !

The Golden Fleece

Open Letter to Peter Popoff, sent last week to Daystar TV:

Dear Peter,

I'd like you to be extravagantly blessed and have the storehouse of heaven open for you. So if you want God to bless you and I really want that for you... you need to please send a seed gift of £2,000 or more to ME right away. Also, with your gift of £2,000 or more, I'll send you a free bottle of Perrier water and a tea towel prayed over by me.

So get to that phone right now and pledge your gift and "you just watch what God's gonna do". You can't afford not to (literally)

kind regards,
Dave...

...Not heard a dickybird from him?