The Death Of A Disco Dancer

R.I.P. Colonel Abrams... who was neither a "commissioned army officer" or "jewish"... (Unless someone from the IDF can confirm otherwise) 😊

Not a fan in particular, but sad all the same.

Jurassic Parking Ticket

Get Off!!! Booooo!!!

Someone once said "The whole world's a stage and we must play our part"

Well I think I'm just gonna heckle from the cheap-seats, up top.

"If You, The Little People..."

In a recent speech, Nigel Farage declared that "The Little People, have had enough."

Well That's Alright... Carl Perkins

Clarkes have just started selling Blue Suede Shoes with inbuilt Steel toe caps... so it really doesn't matter now, if you accidentally step on them.

Sitting Bull

My great great great Uncle, died at the "Battle of Little Big Horn" between General Custer's and Sitting Bull's forces.

He wasn't in the battle or anything... he was camping in the next field and went round to ask if they could keep the noise down a little.

Panto' Season Has Begun Early

UPDATE 15/01/2017: See... Walter gets it!

Genius loci

After recently deciding to do away with the headphone sockets on their new iPhones and also omitting the standard USB ports on their new MacBook Pro, Apple have met with criticism from loyal customers, unhappy with the way Apple dictate what they consider "obsolete", in computing.

In the same vein, Apple has now announced that their new iPad, the iPad X, will not have a screen, I/O ports or Apps. Anticipating a backlash, the chief developer for Apple has said, "Just give us yer £750 and get over it"