Transfruitism

"Five-a-day First", a militant vegan lobby group, are campaigning for the abolition of fruit and veg based product names for a more "fruity/veggie-fluid" definition. What?
I don't know... it's political correctness gone mad.

Fangs For The Memory

If evil ever smiles in your direction,
do not take it as a compliment

Riot Of Colour

We're all "a people of colour" if you think about it... I'm a sort of blotchy-pink.

Stirring Stuff

The Vatican is currently investigating the appearance of St Benny's* face in a cup of Ristoretto, in Naples today.

A representative of the Roman See said, "we expect a lot of people to take the mick out of this, but it only goes to prove we are in the Latte times and we know from scripture that 'in the last days, there will be Mochas' ".

*St Benny: Patron Saint of Baristas.

Data-Fracking

Did Russia forward data-mined info about Mrs Clinton, during the US election? Doesn't really matter...

Was the information all true??? That's important!

Wish I'd Thought Of This

Memory Lane

I took a trip down Memory Lane, but had to stop,
due to God doing major road-works.

From Here, To Modernity

Vin Diesel and Al Pacino auditioning for major upcoming movie lead role about Nigel Farage' MEP. Others rumored to be in the running are Scott Eastwood, Donnie Yen and Johnny Depp.

The idea for a Hollywood movie about Brexit vs. the EU, sounds like a 'Comic Strip Presents' spoof, but it's for real...

"... yeah, yeah, yeah, look... Just shut up and take my Euros!"

Happy 1st Day Of The Gregorian Calender

Everyone seems so excited, happy and shouty at this 'New Year".
Now all we have to do is maintain this enthusiasm for the next 364 days.