La La Land

So... the Teletubbies being disappointed that "LaLa Land" didn't win an Oscar is "fake news"?

One Direction

Who's going to this?

Brit Awards 2017

At the Brit Awards this evening, 'best dead singer' award went to Louis Armstrong for his hit single "All the time in the world". Louis couldn't be there to receive the award, however the award was received by Elvis Presley, who also couldn't be there.

In other events, gormless puppets, operated by people in the shadows, moved about on stage to Katy Perry's new plastic-political single. There were also two giant skeletons as well.

Dusk Harvest

Christian-Goth band Saviour Machine, available for meetings, out-reach and Alpha-Away weekends. Alternatively, you could just emulate Phil Wickham or Matt Redman every week as usual. Also, just to say, apologies to HillSongs, London... trying to start a mosh-pit during a "soaking time", maybe wasn't such a good idea after all

Les Paul Guitars

Next time anyone raves about buying a "Les Paul" lead guitar, just play them this shite... they'll probably get a Fender.

None Of The Above

In the era of rising Autocracy, could one of the "10 Kings" be taking his seat?

I Prefer My Own Scare Stories Thanks

BBC news headline today "Arsenic in rice"
I'm more concerned about general practices when harvesting it in the first place.
I mean... All those Chinese blokes working in the paddy fields all day... They're going to go to the side in the field for a wee are they?

Disco Inferno

Soldier and Ex-world Champion Disco Dancer, Jimmy Macaroon, was wounded by a sniper during a battle today, after his commanding officer shouted “Everybody... Get Down!!!”.