Science Fiction

"Godzilla may rampage through London and eat you all, 
if we don't accept Teresa May's Brexit plan", scientists warned today.

Playtime's Over

Upset for little girl in Bristol, as three year old brother insists she must now accept him "identifying" as Burt Reynolds.

5 Nights At Freddies

Bet this fact, isn't in the new movie...

Dat-Hat

Robot Wars

Chequers Plays Pop

B.D.I.

It's said “you can’t choose your family”

"Trans-fluid"

“In regard to these, they think it strange that you do not run with them in the same flood of dissipation, speaking evil of you”

1 Peter 4:4

DeceptaCon

Just to confirm, "Amazon Prime" is not one of the Transformers...

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday...

Not since Boris Yeltsin... 

Ever Been Had?

"Brexit means Brexit" *

P.M. Teresa May 

*EU Terms & Conditions Apply

Mr Rough n Tumble

Kids TV is not what it used to be...

Hung Parliament

A contingency of Scottish MPs are set to visit No 10 Downing Street tomorrow, to protest the recent blocking of the bill, that would make the vile practise of "Upskirting", a crime.

"Something needs to be done, 

as this particular issue is rife in the highlands." 

said Donald McDangle MP, today.

Agenda Benders

Shock Horror... on the soap 'Emmerdale' tonight, there featured a straight-married couple kissing... what are the writers trying to do to the series... promote normality?

(sarcasm, for anyone who didn't catch on)

Vomit

At this years Grammys & Emmys...

The UnTrueman Show

Ever get the feeling, those "negotiating" Brexit are stalling on purpose?
Maybe it will go away? Maybe people will change their minds?
Then they can say... "Well we tried our best"

No you didn't.

Truman trying to leave the EU during Brexit negotiations.

Bayeux Tapestry To Be Displayed In Britain

French President Mr Macron, has offered the Bayeux Tapestry to be displayed in Britain, for the first time in 950 years. Random gesture, or is he having a cultural dig?
LINK HERE

"We will in France, by God's Grace, play a set." - Shakespeare's Henry V on receiving Tennis Balls from the Dauphin, as a subtle insult.

hmmm, maybe we should send France some arrows from the battle of Agincourt? - as a sudden historical goodwill gesture, during brexit talks.

Winning (Broken) Hearts & Minds

"Today, Duncan accidentally went and fired a uranium-tipped missile at the wrong village"

"Oh dear me, we're in a bit of a pickle now, aren't we Duncan?" said the fat remote controller, nervously.

Ding Dong

Reassuring to know, "there's a button" on Mr Trumps' desk.

No one had the heart to tell him it was actually for calling the residents' warden... you know, if he gets stuck in the bath, or something.