The UnTrueman Show

Ever get the feeling, those "negotiating" Brexit are stalling on purpose?
Maybe it will go away? Maybe people will change their minds?
Then they can say... "Well we tried our best"

No you didn't.

Truman trying to leave the EU during Brexit negotiations.

Bayeux Tapestry To Be Displayed In Britain

French President Mr Macron, has offered the Bayeux Tapestry to be displayed in Britain, for the first time in 950 years. Random gesture, or is he having a cultural dig?
LINK HERE

"We will in France, by God's Grace, play a set." - Shakespeare's Henry V on receiving Tennis Balls from the Dauphin, as a subtle insult.

hmmm, maybe we should send France some arrows from the battle of Agincourt? - as a sudden historical goodwill gesture, during brexit talks.

Winning (Broken) Hearts & Minds

"Today, Duncan accidentally went and fired a uranium-tipped missile at the wrong village"

"Oh dear me, we're in a bit of a pickle now, aren't we Duncan?" said the fat remote controller, nervously.

Ding Dong

Reassuring to know, "there's a button" on Mr Trumps' desk.

No one had the heart to tell him it was actually for calling the residents' warden... you know, if he gets stuck in the bath, or something.