Friday, 29 May 2020

Going To A Higher Court

Exodus 18:26
"So they judged the people at all times; the Hard-Cases they brought to Moses, ..."


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Lol Tolhurst and Robert Smith back in the day.
You’d think with a name like Lol, he’d smile once in a while, at least


Thursday, 28 May 2020

Are You Not Entertained?!!!


Today the Government is to announce new measures to focus the British people’s anger away from Dominic Cummings hypocritical flouting of the lockdown rules. Boris Johnson has decreed that each major UK city, is to hold a month of “Gladiatorial Bloodsport games”. He has stated that the British people need a welcome distraction right now and nonstop bloody violence, should give the "mob" what they want.

Wembley stadium is to be converted in to a colosseum this week. “A marvellous piece of British engineering” said Mr Johnson.

Asked if Dominic Cummings had anything to do with the plans, the PM blustered instead, how he "wanted to pay tribute to the NHS" and that "social distancing MUST be observed during all Bloodfest 2020 events". He refused to answer what opponents were due to be conscripted into the arena events. He did hint however, that Prime Ministers' Question Time, is to be suspended and those wishing to interrogate Government policy are free to do so, "Rigorously" during the games.

So thumbs up or thumbs down for this one?


Friday, 15 May 2020

Experts Somewhere

Coronavirus News:
To help in the fight against coronavirus, a UK Think-Tank has proposed today, to move 'R' further along the alphabet.

Everything is gong to be alright Britain... everything is going to be alright.


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