Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Time Portal Found, in Shepton Mallet

Lofty Frogspender, from Shepton Mallet, has stated in a local newspaper that he has discovered a lost gateway, to 'The Land That Time Forgot'. 

Mr Frogspender said, "I was just digging a hole, to bury my next-door neighbour's car keys, when I discovered this doorway to prehistoric times."

Further investigation, by the local council, revealed it was a service cover, to his cesspit. 
However, Mr Frogspender believes there is now a cover up underway and has written to David Icke for moral support. It's a portal just like in "Primeval" he added. Is the government going to shoot any raptors that come through? If the council can only empty the bins once a fortnight, how are they going to deal with a vicious carnivore from the past?" - in his world... he's got a point.

Mr Frogspender has since become bored with the whole episode and is now busy building a rocket powered pogo stick. "It's so I can see over the trees in my garden" he said.

Ah, Somerset... if you think this is weird , you should visit the Radstock Social Club, on a Friday night!

Mr Frogspender, pictured with his amazing "anomaly".

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