National Interests

Rumours that the current Russian Naval manoeuvres in the Arctic, are a precursor to a land grab for natural resources are unfounded.

A British Official Person from the Ministry for Appeasement, has said today, "Rather than an annexation of the region, we have been reassured by Moscow, that they are merely ensuring the protection of Russian penguins, within the local population."

Phew... that's all right then.

UPDATE: 26/12/2015 (is anyone actually listening?)