Oh No It Isn't

Dear Pantomime Characters, save time for everyone, by just accepting advice from the audience immediately.

The U.N. Are Such Philistines

The Lord will fight for Israel... therefore, it's everyone else I'm getting quite concerned for... (e.g. Mr Obama, New Zealand etc) - a "Swift Consequence" is now highly likely... and nothing can stop it.

"It is a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God." - Hebrews 10:31

Goliath, have you really learned nothing?

I'll Get Me Coat

When you're out having a fellowship meal with folks in a pub and then someone insists that the conversation really needs to "go there" regarding someone's private medical issues.

Uncivil Rights

Countdown

God willing...

The Manchurian Candidate

It seems China is being lined up to be the NWO pantomime-villain, in the next couple of years. Just a heads-up, in advance for those listening and praying.

They See Me Roll'n

"They see me roll'n... they a hate'n"

The Death Of A Disco Dancer

R.I.P. Colonel Abrams... who was neither a "commissioned army officer" or "jewish"... (Unless someone from the IDF can confirm otherwise) 😊

Not a fan in particular, but sad all the same.

Jurassic Parking Ticket

Get Off!!! Booooo!!!

Someone once said "The whole world's a stage and we must play our part"

Well I think I'm just gonna heckle from the cheap-seats, up top.

"If You, The Little People..."

In a recent speech, Nigel Farage declared that "The Little People, have had enough."

Well That's Alright... Carl Perkins

Clarkes have just started selling Blue Suede Shoes with inbuilt Steel toe caps... so it really doesn't matter now, if you accidentally step on them.

Sitting Bull

My great great great Uncle, died at the "Battle of Little Big Horn" between General Custer's and Sitting Bull's forces.

He wasn't in the battle or anything... he was camping in the next field and went round to ask if they could keep the noise down a little.

Panto' Season Has Begun Early

UPDATE 15/01/2017: See... Walter gets it!

Genius loci

After recently deciding to do away with the headphone sockets on their new iPhones and also omitting the standard USB ports on their new MacBook Pro, Apple have met with criticism from loyal customers, unhappy with the way Apple dictate what they consider "obsolete", in computing.

In the same vein, Apple has now announced that their new iPad, the iPad X, will not have a screen, I/O ports or Apps. Anticipating a backlash, the chief developer for Apple has said, "Just give us yer £750 and get over it"

Like?

More facebook fun...

Oh App'y Day

See, this is why I hate these name-based "fruit machines" on Facebook...

Young Guns III

Young Abdul Jimmy Mullah is delighted to be let through Calais to the UK, under the new British policy of letting vulnerable children through passport control.

Jimmy, who claims to be 9 years old, has been concerned as he says "He has always looked older than he is".

"Chinless-wonders" in Dover, are now looking to let these youths in without any searching of their person. This is in case it offends their, already traumatised young minds.

Comrade Boaty McBoatface

Concern had been mounting, as a flotilla of Russian warships sailed through the English channel over the last few days. Critics felt that President Putin is playing cold-war games, to try to intimidate the British. The Royal Navy therefore sent some of their cutting-edge ships, such as HMS Dragon, to chaperone the Russians away from our territorial waters.

However, upon approaching the Aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, the Royal Navy were reassured that it was only an attempt to visit Portsmouth to have it valued by the BBC's "Antiques Roadshow", who were filming there at the time.

ConVersion

My Amplified Bible, goes all the way up to eleven!!!

So, that's one better, init...

"Do Not Press"

Just in, footage from talks between America and Russia over the current conflict in Syria...

Dobbin Them In

It was only a matter of time... Creepy Panto Horses have now been spotted on UK city streets; scaring school kids and OAPs alike.

Don't want to be a prophet of doom, but I'm wondering if it won't be long before Christopher Biggins lookalikes and Lois Spence impersonators will be doing everyone's heads in.

Creepy Clown

Another Creepy Clown has been spotted late at night, in a UK restaurant.

When will this annoying craze end?

The Whole World Over

Is it really only North Korea, where this happens?

Horseplay

The Sh White Horse of Westbury folks...

UKIPPER

MEP Steven Woolfe is said to be feeling better and is pictured here, preparing to return to the EU Parliament in Strasbourg soon.

The 48

The 52 are more than the 48 !

The Golden Fleece

Open Letter to Peter Popoff, sent last week to Daystar TV:

Dear Peter,

I'd like you to be extravagantly blessed and have the storehouse of heaven open for you. So if you want God to bless you and I really want that for you... you need to please send a seed gift of £2,000 or more to ME right away. Also, with your gift of £2,000 or more, I'll send you a free bottle of Perrier water and a tea towel prayed over by me.

So get to that phone right now and pledge your gift and "you just watch what God's gonna do". You can't afford not to (literally)

kind regards,
Dave...

...Not heard a dickybird from him?

Autocratic Pilot

putinergodensorosclintontrumpmayjunkertrudeaudutertemugabiassadjongil etc etc etc...

"Shall I count them pure with the wicked balances, 

and with the bag of deceitful weights?"

Micah 6:11

The Anatomy Of Control

WHACK!!!

"Owww, what did you hit me for?

"Nothing... so just you wait till you actually bloody do something!!!"

(repost from 2014)

Nil Points

Come on Mrs May, please take Brexit seriously.

The sooner we're out of Europe, the sooner we can leave the Eurovision Song Contest.

Shane MacGowen Of Mars!

NASA has got UFO and conspiracy theorists in uproar today, as they release a new set of photographs taken by their Mars Rover today.

Is this the face of Shane Macgowen from The Pogues formed in the Martian Rock?
Did aliens carve this to send us message?

Make your mind up for yourself...

The Black Death

Scientists claim to have, at last, discovered the cause of the disease that swept across Europe, killing millions. Known as the “Black Death", researchers have now concluded that it was actually Bubonic Plague (Yersinia pestis).

However, there is still some opposition to these findings from some quarters, who contest that the Black Death was, in fact, Man Flu. The World Health Organisation is currently concerned about a new strain that is breaking out in Asia, dubbed "Fu Man Flu".

"See, this is what happens when people don't believe we're ill", said one bloke, who was a little bit poorly, today.

Households across the UK are stocking up on big bottles of Lucozaid and loads of Caramac bars, just in case.

Anti-Social Media

Matthew 18:15 rev b:
"If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. However, just in case you're scared of speaking face to face, post indirect passive/aggressive potshots without actually naming them on Facebook... that'll make em come to their senses!" said Jesus... never.

No-scope

Russia and it's people are amazing. However, all nations have their nutters who rise out of obscurity to influence the rich and powerful. When they come from Russia, they seem to be extra special in their lunacy... e.g. Blavatsky, Rasputin etc.
Enter, Mr Anton Vaino and his "nooscope" - A New Age baloney, that might just become (be?) a source of bad advice to President Putin.

If Mr Putin wants divine help, he only needs to repent and accept Jesus Christ (not the orthodox priests) as his Lord and Saviour... the Holy Spirit will then lead him in "All Truth".

When will "world leaders" realise, they're only there, because The Lord (God of Israel - just to be clear!) allows them to be? Take a lesson from Pharaoh or Nebuchadnezzar.

Whoops, Yer Boys

It's not over, till it's over...

Then we can say:
"I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."
2 Timothy 4:7

Selfi

Wherever "I" goes... Egos

"Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity."

Ecclesiastes 1

Ever Been Punked?

The Nuclear Family

"Fission chips twice, please"

"It's alright, I heard you the first time"

Why They Never Went Back

Don't Have To Buy, What They're Selling

The Dung Gate

Best not wallow in what has past.

"Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ,

And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:

That I may know him, and the power of his resurrection, and the fellowship of his sufferings, being made conformable unto his death;"

Philippians 3:7-12

King Of The North's Entourage*

Turkey's President Erdogan is in St Petersburg to 'reset' Russia ties today.
Germany has recently been saying, they'll be no EU membership if he reintroduces the death penalty in Turkey. Well it seems a Russian/Turkish Axis is forming. Erdogan, doesn't seem to care about EU membership... he's busy forging his own power combos. Days to pray, a?

Link HERE

* Ezekiel 38

UPDATE 10/08/2016 HERE Ta Da!!!

Could Romania be invaded by them both?

UPDATE 18/8/2016: nuclear missiles that are housed at the Incirlik Air Base in Ankara, Turkey, may be in the process of being moved from there to a base in Romania. Article HERE
Someone else may think so. Wise move!

Can I Get A Gitness?

It's not a gift or calling from God, to basically be a git to everyone.
"Well God uses his bad behaviour to bring issues to light"
Ok... but God does the same with the devil!!! - wouldn't want to be in his shoes either. lol

Romans 3:7-8
"For if the truth of God has increased through my lie to His glory, why am I also still judged as a sinner? And why not say, “Let us do evil that good may come”?—as we are slanderously reported and as some affirm that we say. Their condemnation is just."

The Running Man

Chicken Vindaloo... The Breakfast of Champions

Corruption Stinks

Lord, catch for us the little foxes, ...the tabloid bloodhounds on telly, refuse to believe us.

Song of Solomon 2:15

"Catch us the foxes, 

The little foxes that spoil the vines, 

For our vines have tender grapes."

Spoilers

Trigger Article 50 please!!!

Stop messing about Mrs May

Brazil Nuts

Olympic Games Officials in Brazil, say they have banned the Russians from competing in the 200m Egg & Spoon Race, for using illegal drugs in the run up to the event.

The Olympic Games Officials are now been tested for the use of illegal drugs too.

Prototype Stereotype

Rhetoric

Let's Make Liechtenstein Great Again

How revivals tend to die...

How revivals tend to die...

A Tree Is Known By It's Fruit

"Now just wait a minaret!!!"

Man @ C&A

The news on T.V. says...

"Like a roaring lion and a charging bear, is a wicked ruler over poor people."
Proverbs 28:15

Valkyrie v2.0

In 2013, Mr Erdogan used his army to violently suppress crowds in Istanbul, who were protesting his plans to destroy a public park, for his new building proposals. During the recent coup attempt he, (hypocritically?), called on the people to fill the public squares in opposition, in the name of democracy!
“I recognise no authority greater than the people” he said during the coup attempt (except when they disagree with him, of course) Now he states it’s democratic to give the people “what they(?) want” - i.e. the reintroduction of the death penalty. Where will that precedent end? Heaven forbid.

Kind of reminds me of Mark 15:11 - "But the chief priests stirred up the crowd to have Pilate release Barabbas instead."

Mehmed III?

If Mr Erdogan truly loves "Democracy" so much... we'll see him step down, when the time for it (legally) comes. Is a Facist-Theocracy coming to the region? If so, the next thing will be a romanticised revamp of Ottoman/Turkish history in the local media and schools.*  (see update at end) Then a reclaiming of past glory, beyond the nation's borders. Well, we've seen this sort of thing before, via the Thule and Vrill societies in pre-war Germany. There was a lot of talk, talk and more talk then, of course.

Not saying the coup was right by the way; the current government WAS elected, but with the way the chess pieces seem to be positioning themselves, all the crocodile tears over this attack on "democracy" could prove ironic if they're a means to an end.

"But I was only following orders"

So, to continue the comparison, perhaps history will one day see General Akin Ozturk’s failed coup in Turkey (assuming it wasn’t a staged “false flag” event?) as we now see General Friedrich Olbricht’s failed plan to remove Adolf Hitler? Too much smoke and mirrors at work, to tell just yet. This, in itself, indicates that things are not what they seem ...time will tell. Hopefully the innocent won't have to suffer, because of anyone's selfish ambition or delusions of grandeur.

A servant-hearted government, toward a people they represent and by the same token, respect for (just) law and the elected officials, by the people, would prove an antidote. Fear, should not govern.

John Kerry's recent comments were excellent!

God bless you, people of Turkey; may He give you wisdom, patience and peace, at this time.

UPDATE: 19/7/2016 - regarding control of education and media*:
"The crackdown was escalated Tuesday, as the government announced the firing of nearly 24,000 teachers and Interior Ministry employees and demanded the resignations of another 1,577 university deans. The dismissals touched every aspect of government life.
Turkish media, in rapid-fire reports, said the Education Ministry had fired 15,200 educators, while the Interior Ministry dismissed 8,777 employees and Turkey's Board of Higher Education called for the deans' resignations."
Original Article HERE