Hollyrude

Scottish first minister, Nichola Sturgeon, is due to hold a major press-conference today. This comes just before the UK governments' official one later. The pattern has been to present the UK Parliament's proposals in advance, to give the impression that they follow her lead; boosting her profile as an important player in these troubled times.

Today she intends to let the whole UK know what is about to happen
in Emmerdale, Eastenders and Coronation Street!!

What is wrong with this world?

The Masks We Wear

What you think you look like, in a face-mask

What you really look like

Harmony

Stuck in doors with family members?... why not encourage your kids to learn how to play the Recorder... that should be good for everyone's morale and mental state.

100 Years

A future scene from the Antiques Roadshow, where in the year 2120, a lady has brought in Boris Johnsons' 2020 Coronavirus letter sent to UK households, to ask what it was worth.

The best news she was given, was her grandfather survived, so as to pass it on.

Tent Peg

When you're in corona lockdown with members of your family...

Good Sense

Apparently, one of the symptoms of the coronavirus is your "sense of taste" goes...

Derek Nimmo Found Alive!!!

Derek Nimmo found alive!!!
Thought to have died in 1999, sitcom actor, famous for playing comedy vicars, has been found in Whitehaven, alive and well. Currently employed by Waitrose to round up stray shopping trollies in the car park, the discovery has been hailed as a shining example of non discrimination regarding working age. Asked if he would ever consider working in a sitcom again, he exclaimed loudly “oh crikey” just as his trousers fell down.

April 1st 2020