Wednesday, 1 April 2020

Derek Nimmo Found Alive!!!

Derek Nimmo found alive!!!
Thought to have died in 1999, sitcom actor, famous for playing comedy vicars, has been found in Whitehaven, alive and well. Currently employed by Waitrose to round up stray shopping trollies in the car park, the discovery has been hailed as a shining example of non discrimination regarding working age. Asked if he would ever consider working in a sitcom again, he exclaimed loudly “oh crikey” just as his trousers fell down.

April 1st 2020

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