Wax Lyrical

Ed Sheeran posing with a "wax work of him taking a selfie"

Tribute Acts

A Sea-Sick Steve tribute act, is playing in and around Bristol this week...

Slightly-Queesy Rodney says "he is look'in forward to it".

Eurovision 2015

Eurovision - reading between the lines:
"all our points go to... Russia... (so please don't invade us)"

To The End

Cakehole

Feel the need to go into a Cake shop run by a Stonewall supporter and see if they refuse to make a cake like this one...

 (re: Ashers case)

2/6/2015
UPDATE: ta-da

Broad Road

That Rudder

“But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment.” - Matthew 12:36

This is Maud Spangles.

This is Maud Spangles. Maud has been a Freelance Clown for over 15 years.
She regularly turns up to kid's parties, whereby all manner of crazy events and chaos then ensue... the trouble is... she's never invited.

Just Desserts

Government Health Warning

Like providing outside "smoking zones" with shelters, the government is proposing something similar for owners of selfie-sticks.

The "selfie-booths" will be sited well-away from major tourist locations and have background options;  including scenes of nearby tourist attractions, or a basic green screen (so visitors can photoshop a location in, when they get home).

Those proposing the scheme, say it will stop selfish people ruining the day of the vast majority of other selfish people.

Game Of Drones

"pulling the trigger here, and watching something die over there."

(Dark Wings, Dark Words)

Found In Translation

Kindle the Fire - "Love Truth"

Just A Big Kid

"I Beg Your Pardon!!!!? Why... I have never been so insulted in my life... I know I'm only One and Half years old... but that's not the point!"

Saddled

Rome... Constantinople...

Roman Catholic... Eastern Orthodox...

...Close yer legs!

UPDATE 5th Feb 2016: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35500973

Headbutts

* UPDATE: 18TH MAY 2015 (There is much truth in Jest)

* UPDATE 21/12/2015 (BBC Article)

Nuclear deal reached with Iran?
Then from Saudi Arabia came "Waaa, that's not fair... if they can have nukes, why can't we?"

*And so began the "Wahhabist Arms-Race", until one day, they all joined forces against the "infidels".
The West then only had four minutes, to try to renegotiate, but no one answered the phone.

Whoops-a-daisy.

Lambs To The Slaughter

News today, that Zayn Malik is leaving the boy band, One Direction. This "band", who write all their own songs and choreograph all their dance routines and have nearly brought World Peace, will now continue as a four member group.

Zyan with the band on tour in Starving Africa

Arch Kak-Mogul, Simon Cowell, is now busy lining up the next assembly of pied pipers to fleece the undiscerning public of their cash. Watch this space.

Flatchulant Elton John

Elton John is calling for a boycott on Fashion designers Dolce and Gabbana (because they disagree with aspects of his fantasy lifestyle.) Who's going to boycott them? those who attend his parties? Elton and his debauched "circle" of friends, are probably the only ones who can afford Dolce & Gabbana's stuff anyway!

Gentlemen and Gentlemen... the late Elton John

I say boycott Elton John's music!!!... basically, on the premise that it's crap!
Shut up Elton, you big bag of wind! - (and stop burning bibles!)

National Interests

Rumours that the current Russian Naval manoeuvres in the Arctic, are a precursor to a land grab for natural resources are unfounded.

A British Official Person from the Ministry for Appeasement, has said today, "Rather than an annexation of the region, we have been reassured by Moscow, that they are merely ensuring the protection of Russian penguins, within the local population."

Phew... that's all right then.

UPDATE: 26/12/2015 (is anyone actually listening?)

Where Is President Putin?

So, Just where is President Putin?

Why, he's at Alton Towers of course... not that it's any of your business.

Death-Hack

Death-Hack:
the only one that works

ONCE for ALL

Blame-Game Champion

"I think all this blame-shifting, is your fault"

When Enough, Is Too Much

Buckaroo... the perfect fun game for members of  'passive/aggressive' families everywhere.

Just Killing Time Online

"What colour is that dress? - White or Blue?"
Really Internet?

Ok, What colour is this? Orange or Red?

Both photos make me 'sick', for different reasons.

Tories Turning Into Wigs Again

A fine example of the new government "Hair-Share" scheme.

Appease Pudding

Appeasement "deals" never work.

Will the West give Ukraine to Putin, like they gave Czechoslovakia to Hitler in 1939? (Interestingly, also in Munich)

Luke 14:11

It doesn't take bravery to pin medals on yourself

“For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.” Luke 14:11

Life

חיים

True Preservation

"For whosoever will save his life shall lose it:
and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it."
(Jesus in Matthew 16:25)

"Genius" Loci

The Apple Store (1917)

The Non-Selfi Stick

A "selfie-stick", retro-fitted, for the non-vain and altruistic user. £9.99

Snap

Last photo of Elmo Impersonator, Jocky Battersby, just as he is spotted by the real Emlo.

Witnesses say Jocky was set upon by Mr Elmo of 233 Sesame Street and killed by being bludgeoned by a large plastic 'number 7', followed by the letter 'B'. He is still at large and considered highly irritating.

Media (do you) Savvy?

Terrible events in Paris recently. Radical Islam (i.e. those that take what the Koran actually says, seriously) is considered by many, to be a murderous 'death-cult'. The "Je Sui Charlie" thing is being held up as a campaign for "free speech".
Sorry, not condoning the evil acts of Mohammed's followers, BUT there's hypocrisy here!
Try saying publicly that homosexuality is biblically defined as a sinful perversion that is an abomination to The Lord, and you'll have Stonewall trying to take you to court for "hate speech".
Are you offended by the above? Is it really Hate Speech? or Free Speech? Can't have it both ways, sorry. So Charlie Hebdo can print all sorts of vile, unkind and disrespectful cartoons and say it's just satire... or is it really... hate speech?
It seems that whoever controls media, decides!
These, of course, are the voices opposed to "censorship" when Christians complain about extreme violence, blasphemy or sordid programmes on TV... but just say something as a Christian that THEY disagree with and watch the very censorship, they claim to oppose, kick in. Hypocrites!

(je ne suis pas drôle)

Gamers...

Gamers... disciples of the most underrated and unrecognised false prophet in your house.

One Day Soon...

Flashback... or Flashforward?

Raising Your Vision

The Official "Crap Amateur Ariel Drone Photo Of The Year 2014"

"Urban Dreams" by Billy Nutmeg (Newport Pagnell)

WHHHHYYYYYYY???

"That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"

Motives

"A Penny for your thoughts Mick"

"Only a Penny? I want 20 Million maaan"

"It's ok... you've just revealed all I need to know"

Be More Like The Bereans!

You don't know nothing ...quite as much as you think you do, Jon Snow!

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Remember, everyone has an agenda - 

and all T.V. channels pretend to be objective. 
(that goes for internet bloggers too - ha ha)

Sour Grapes Of Wrath

After warnings from German Chancellor Merkel and EC President Mr. Junker to Britain's recent murmuring about immigration and financial contributions... Rolls Royce (Currently owned by Munich based BMW) announce 2,600 job cuts in it's U.K. Aerospace division... you know, Rolls Royce? the company that built the engines for the RAF's Spitfire and Hurricane Squadrons in World War II - (that beat the Luftwaffe, ahem).

Surely there's no connection? ...NIEN!!! ...sorry ...I mean ...Nooooo

Parklife & Russell Brand

At last!!! Someone takes a potshot at this vain (anti-christ) man

Mind you, I posted this on my blog a year and a half ago... (apologies for any offence caused, which is more than you'll get from Mr Brand) 

Dumb Downtown

When a minority is speaking loudly, but not saying anything... just for once, stand up and fight for your right not to have anyone dictate your conscience. 

You should have the same opportunity to be heard, just like them... equality has been the argument... hasn't it? 

Gamers

A friend from Australia posted this on Facebook.

I photoshopped it to create a proposed, "ultra non-violent", PS4/Xbox game called "No Worries 2".

The aim is to do as little as possible whilst "feeding your face." The levels go up from Poolside to beach to TV. More difficult than it looks, in this day and age.

Stardust 2 Stardust

Farewell Alvin Stardust. Even though the weird way you held a microphone whilst wearing leather gloves, was inherently "freaky-creepy"... you had a heart of redeemed gold!
Glad you made it Home

Big Jobs

Big Jobs

Strictly Come Pogo Dancing

Thinking of pitching this to the BBC

"Strictly Come Pogo Dancing"

"ver ver ver... such a nice audience, 
so much less violent than last week"

Deliver Us From Evil (Sale or Return)

The Amazon Prime Air service, has run into difficulty already, when one of their prototype ariel delivery drones was held hostage today.

The drone delivery scheme was "officially" devised to deliver humanitarian aid to isolated locations around the world.

*A video was posted on Youtube, showing the captured drone with a masked man, calling himself Mustapha Shiite.

The man threatened Amazon that the drone didn't deliver what he wanted (a cheap 3D printer from Hong Kong) and that he would be returning the item asap.

Amazon Prime, not related to the Transformers ("Robots in Disguise") should have expressed a concern that their delivery drones in 3rd world countries, could be "Kidnapped" and then modified to be used in terrorism... ... but they didn't!

• Are governments pre-empting this by careful legislation or at least an EMP (kill switch), jamming tech or police drone that could grapple one down safely?- doesn't appear so! - (but, of course, what the heck do I know)
• Should they? - YES, absolutely! 
• Am I praying the above *satire/supposition NEVER happens - yes, of course, very much so!

Oh well, that's all from the prophetic news desk today. Tomorrow... The Corby Trouser press... could it be used as a torture device by trapping someone's knackers on full heat? - I think we all know the answer to that one.


UPDATE 22/10/2014
Phew, the folks that need to know... know! - that's good news
News Article

UPDATE 31/10/2014
another! ...
News Article - Good!
- in the states... a cop drone with a taser, laser, EMP generator and grapple net? ...
- in the UK a modified remote controlled model helicopter with a whistle, notebook and warning (in a stern voice) "not to be so naughty". ha ha.

nah... trusting there's something competent in the pipe line.

UPDATE 14/1/2016
OK Drones vs Drones... royalties please (ha ha)
News Article

OK, This is not funny now!!! LATEST UPDATE 2/4/2016 -  News Article

Where is Kim Jong Un?

Why he's in Munich, for the Oktober-fest beer festival, of course!

Ebola Going Viral

The latest efforts to reduce the chances of Ebola entering the UK include asking visitors arriving at airports and from the Eurostar train, if they've "ever been in contact with an Ebola victim."
Apart from the vague possibility of someone lying in response, (heaven forbid), they could also ask the question "Have you been stuck in a contained form of transport, with hundreds of other potentially infected travellers, for the last 7 hours?"

Sorry for any cynicism, as I don't have a solution, short of praying for our nations' safety and that authorities in the infected countries, screen at their end, before allowing folks out.

No easy answer. One "bonus" is that it's an issue that suits those that want to bring in tighter monitoring & control "Emergency" legislation - Opps, there's me being cynical again!

Old Stains Reappearing

It's interesting to compare an ancient map of the "land of Shinar"/Babylon to the territory ISIS is currently carving out. (allow for the fact they have their eyes also on Bagdad and the southern oil fields)

Scary as these days seem... nothing can come to pass without The Lord's say so... ONLY Jesus Christ can open the seals in these last days!!!

See Revelation 5:4-5
"So I wept much, because no one was found worthy  o open and read the scroll, or to look at it. But one of the elders said to me, “Do not weep. behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the root of David, has prevailed to open the scroll and to loose its seven seals.”"