Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Commie-dian

Associated Press has tracked down the long lost brother of Ronald McDonald.

It turns out that Donald McDonald has been working most of his life as a ticket salesmen in Northern Belarus, for the 'Karl Lager Ringpull Circus'. Donald was discovered by accident, when a passing reporter asked to take his photograph. The Reporter asked him if he had heard of his famous brother? He replied, "Niet English... that is Ten Rubles for photo"

A Ronald McDonald press officer said, "Ronald is so very pleased about the news, he cannot appear today, as all his tears of joy have made his make-up run everywhere".
He has personally sent Donald a 20% off voucher for a happy meal and a plastic toy of "ham-burglar".

Donald, pictured here, overjoyed at receiving
his happy meal voucher and plastic toy

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