UPDATE 4th July 2013: It was meant to be a joke, but apparently the app is being developed?
See HERE... What the?
The new SMART-Rz 3 smart phone, has just been released by Hermit Tech.
It features a conversational App that let's you ask the phone questions, where upon it replies with sarcasm.
There are four sarcasm settings installed with the "SARCASM" app, ranging from
1. "Passive/Aggressive" mode
2. "Oh you're not going out dressed like that are you?" mode
3. "School bully" mode
4. "Vitriolic Verbal Abuse" mode
I tried the phone on setting three. When I asked it how to get to London, it replied "check out google you knob... I may be a smart-rz phone but I wish the people who bought them weren't so ****ing thick? - it's enough to plug into "skynet" and nuke the lot of yer."
I asked it to then "bring up google" for me, where upon it told me to go away (well, not in those exact words) as it "was reading an amusing article by Alan Bennett?"
You can only imagine what setting four is like. I must admit, hat's off to Hermit Tech, because it IS realistic, as I know a few people like this!
On a lighter note, Hermit Tech, tell us that you can down load the voices of your favourite celebrity, like Jeremy Clarkson, Ozzy Osbourne, Simon Cowell or Yoda.
The rear has a 13 megapixel patented"DUCKFACE" camera, while the user-facing camera captures pictures at 0.2 megapixels. (not so good) The phone weighs 130g, and is 7.9mm thick - making it slightly lighter and thinner than the SMART Rz 2.
As predicted by several industry experts before the event, most of the presentation focused on the phone's software rather than hardware. The creator of the "SARCASM" app, John Hermit said in response "Ohhhh GREAT, that's just terrific, I'm soooooo happy about that!"
As smart technologies move ever closer to real human behaviour, spies at Hermit Tech tell us that a SMART Rz Touch Pad is in development... with the rumoured new "ATTITUDE" app.
The idea is that the software will REFUSE to do what you ask of it. - Hang on... didn't windows XP have that function for years?
See HERE... What the?
The new SMART-Rz 3 smart phone, has just been released by Hermit Tech.
It features a conversational App that let's you ask the phone questions, where upon it replies with sarcasm.
There are four sarcasm settings installed with the "SARCASM" app, ranging from
1. "Passive/Aggressive" mode
2. "Oh you're not going out dressed like that are you?" mode
3. "School bully" mode
4. "Vitriolic Verbal Abuse" mode
I tried the phone on setting three. When I asked it how to get to London, it replied "check out google you knob... I may be a smart-rz phone but I wish the people who bought them weren't so ****ing thick? - it's enough to plug into "skynet" and nuke the lot of yer."
I asked it to then "bring up google" for me, where upon it told me to go away (well, not in those exact words) as it "was reading an amusing article by Alan Bennett?"
You can only imagine what setting four is like. I must admit, hat's off to Hermit Tech, because it IS realistic, as I know a few people like this!
On a lighter note, Hermit Tech, tell us that you can down load the voices of your favourite celebrity, like Jeremy Clarkson, Ozzy Osbourne, Simon Cowell or Yoda.
The rear has a 13 megapixel patented"DUCKFACE" camera, while the user-facing camera captures pictures at 0.2 megapixels. (not so good) The phone weighs 130g, and is 7.9mm thick - making it slightly lighter and thinner than the SMART Rz 2.
As predicted by several industry experts before the event, most of the presentation focused on the phone's software rather than hardware. The creator of the "SARCASM" app, John Hermit said in response "Ohhhh GREAT, that's just terrific, I'm soooooo happy about that!"
As smart technologies move ever closer to real human behaviour, spies at Hermit Tech tell us that a SMART Rz Touch Pad is in development... with the rumoured new "ATTITUDE" app.
The idea is that the software will REFUSE to do what you ask of it. - Hang on... didn't windows XP have that function for years?
The SMART Rz 3 - available today
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