All Bets Are Off... Sorry

Harry Houdini, the famous escapologist who died in 1926, had his grave exhumed by police today. In a major operation, his coffin was opened and his remains were removed, so that they could be examined by the chief pathologist.

Police Inspector Jerry Poodle, who was leading the investigation, seemed rather disappointed and was heard to say "neeerrrr, he wasn't that good, then!"

Shortly afterwards, he was seen handing over a £10 note, to a colleague.

Apparently, Inspector Poodle is now also instigating a request to Interpol and the Graceland Estate, to excavate the grave of Elvis Presley. This is based on reports that Elvis was spotted last Friday, alive and well and shopping at a Tesco Store, in Newport Pagnell. Goodness knows what the odds are for this being true. Still, it helps you feel safe, walking the streets, a?