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Raising Your Vision

The Official "Crap Amateur Ariel Drone Photo Of The Year 2014"

"Urban Dreams" by Billy Nutmeg (Newport Pagnell)

WHHHHYYYYYYY???

"That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"

Motives

"A Penny for your thoughts Mick"

"Only a Penny? I want 20 Million maaan"

"It's ok... you've just revealed all I need to know"

Be More Like The Bereans!

You don't know nothing ...quite as much as you think you do, Jon Snow!

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Remember, everyone has an agenda - 

and all T.V. channels pretend to be objective. 
(that goes for internet bloggers too - ha ha)

Sour Grapes Of Wrath

After warnings from German Chancellor Merkel and EC President Mr. Junker to Britain's recent murmuring about immigration and financial contributions... Rolls Royce (Currently owned by Munich based BMW) announce 2,600 job cuts in it's U.K. Aerospace division... you know, Rolls Royce? the company that built the engines for the RAF's Spitfire and Hurricane Squadrons in World War II - (that beat the Luftwaffe, ahem).

Surely there's no connection? ...NIEN!!! ...sorry ...I mean ...Nooooo

Parklife & Russell Brand

At last!!! Someone takes a potshot at this vain (anti-christ) man

Mind you, I posted this on my blog a year and a half ago... (apologies for any offence caused, which is more than you'll get from Mr Brand) 

Dumb Downtown

When a minority is speaking loudly, but not saying anything... just for once, stand up and fight for your right not to have anyone dictate your conscience. 

You should have the same opportunity to be heard, just like them... equality has been the argument... hasn't it? 

Gamers

A friend from Australia posted this on Facebook.

I photoshopped it to create a proposed, "ultra non-violent", PS4/Xbox game called "No Worries 2".

The aim is to do as little as possible whilst "feeding your face." The levels go up from Poolside to beach to TV. More difficult than it looks, in this day and age.

Stardust 2 Stardust

Farewell Alvin Stardust. Even though the weird way you held a microphone whilst wearing leather gloves, was inherently "freaky-creepy"... you had a heart of redeemed gold!
Glad you made it Home

Big Jobs

Big Jobs

Strictly Come Pogo Dancing

Thinking of pitching this to the BBC

"Strictly Come Pogo Dancing"

"ver ver ver... such a nice audience, 
so much less violent than last week"

Deliver Us From Evil (Sale or Return)

The Amazon Prime Air service, has run into difficulty already, when one of their prototype ariel delivery drones was held hostage today.

The drone delivery scheme was "officially" devised to deliver humanitarian aid to isolated locations around the world.

*A video was posted on Youtube, showing the captured drone with a masked man, calling himself Mustapha Shiite.

The man threatened Amazon that the drone didn't deliver what he wanted (a cheap 3D printer from Hong Kong) and that he would be returning the item asap.

Amazon Prime, not related to the Transformers ("Robots in Disguise") should have expressed a concern that their delivery drones in 3rd world countries, could be "Kidnapped" and then modified to be used in terrorism... ... but they didn't!

• Are governments pre-empting this by careful legislation or at least an EMP (kill switch), jamming tech or police drone that could grapple one down safely?- doesn't appear so! - (but, of course, what the heck do I know)
• Should they? - YES, absolutely! 
• Am I praying the above *satire/supposition NEVER happens - yes, of course, very much so!

Oh well, that's all from the prophetic news desk today. Tomorrow... The Corby Trouser press... could it be used as a torture device by trapping someone's knackers on full heat? - I think we all know the answer to that one.


UPDATE 22/10/2014
Phew, the folks that need to know... know! - that's good news
News Article

UPDATE 31/10/2014
another! ...
News Article - Good!
- in the states... a cop drone with a taser, laser, EMP generator and grapple net? ...
- in the UK a modified remote controlled model helicopter with a whistle, notebook and warning (in a stern voice) "not to be so naughty". ha ha.

nah... trusting there's something competent in the pipe line.

UPDATE 14/1/2016
OK Drones vs Drones... royalties please (ha ha)
News Article

OK, This is not funny now!!! LATEST UPDATE 2/4/2016 -  News Article

Where is Kim Jong Un?

Why he's in Munich, for the Oktober-fest beer festival, of course!

Ebola Going Viral

The latest efforts to reduce the chances of Ebola entering the UK include asking visitors arriving at airports and from the Eurostar train, if they've "ever been in contact with an Ebola victim."
Apart from the vague possibility of someone lying in response, (heaven forbid), they could also ask the question "Have you been stuck in a contained form of transport, with hundreds of other potentially infected travellers, for the last 7 hours?"

Sorry for any cynicism, as I don't have a solution, short of praying for our nations' safety and that authorities in the infected countries, screen at their end, before allowing folks out.

No easy answer. One "bonus" is that it's an issue that suits those that want to bring in tighter monitoring & control "Emergency" legislation - Opps, there's me being cynical again!

Old Stains Reappearing

It's interesting to compare an ancient map of the "land of Shinar"/Babylon to the territory ISIS is currently carving out. (allow for the fact they have their eyes also on Bagdad and the southern oil fields)

Scary as these days seem... nothing can come to pass without The Lord's say so... ONLY Jesus Christ can open the seals in these last days!!!

See Revelation 5:4-5
"So I wept much, because no one was found worthy  o open and read the scroll, or to look at it. But one of the elders said to me, “Do not weep. behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the root of David, has prevailed to open the scroll and to loose its seven seals.”"

I.T. Crash (& Burn)

“With Great Power, Comes Great Irresponsibility”

Backward Dreamer...

Signs

We are definitely living in the End-Times'ish

Metropolis

The idea is buzzing around parliament that governmental powers could be devolved to city councils or a single city mayor...

Not a good idea! I mean Bradford would become an islamic caliphate, under sharia law and heaven knows what would become of Manchester.

The concept is kind of devolving back to a Norman feudal system - No thank you. It can sometimes be difficult enough getting through to a central government, never mind the office of a potentially "selfishly-ambitious personality". I mean, take look at Toronto... what the...

An English sub-parliament, along with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, subject to the British Parliament - yep, no worries!!!

UPDATE 14th May 2015
Noooo!!! 

Stand

Bendy iPhones

"My new iPhone 6 has bent?, I demand a refund!" - said some fella, who had it in his back pocket when he sat on it.

Yes that's right Apple... whatever were you thinking of, when you CLEARLY marketed the iPhone 6 having an "ultra-thin" spec? Surely your designers should have accounted for "ultra-stupid" people?

Dear Apple, 

I write to complain about your new iPad. Upon removing it from it's packaging, I decided to hit it with a claw hammer. The screen in now broken and I wish to know what you intend to do about it? 

yours sincerely
Mr Dwaine T. Lobotomy III

Maybe they also need to redesign the Macbook Pro, in case someone accidentally throws one into next door's swimming pool by using it to play frisbee with their Pitbull?

The Year That Changes Everything

Genesis 12:3

“I will bless those who bless you,

And I will curse him who curses you;

And in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.”

Alternative middle east peace plan - DANCE-OFF !!! 

Yes & No

So glad that Scotland is staying. Thank you Lord for your mercy... it's a shot across this nation's bows!!! A lot of evil has been authorised by parliament in this last year. (Some 'Good' too, BUT there's some legislation was just plain evil and God's judgement was and still is, a breath away)

Europe was sharpening it's knives and Islam would have had a "scheme" if Great Britain had been dissolved.

Jesus said "Let your "Yes" be Yes and your "No" be no, anything beyond this, is from the Devil" - this has obvious application to Scotland's decision.

There is another aspect though, that I hope the UK parliament holds to. That is their pre-vote pledge to give great devolving powers to Scotland! They MUST keep their word!!! What Jesus said applies to Parliament too! The vote over the border was very close... there's enough potential division already.. (it could've divided households, like the miner's strike did in the 1980's) - if the Prime Minister doesn't do what he promised... a great bitterness will spread!

So, not just Scotland, but the UK Government, let your "Yes" be Yes and your "No" be no, anything beyond this is from the Devil.

Thank you Scotland... love you! Thank you Lord... LOVE YOU!

Freedom is Not Free (that's inflation for you folks)

The Spirit Of Control

WHACK!!!

"Owww. what did you hit me for?"

"Nothing... just you wait till you actually do something!!!"

Free Gaza?

Free Gaza    ...From Hamas!

Painful to Sit-Com

Who remembers, family situation-comedy, "The Piles", sponsored by Tiger Balm? At it's height, it was the most popular show on UK television - Every Saturday Night.

Ultimately, it was overshadowed by X Factor. Both shows were the brainchild of Simon Cowell. (Both painful to watch)

The Trouble With The World Today

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The Bieber Bucket Challenge

The challenge is for as many people as possible, to nominate Justine Bieber to empty a bucket of lukewarm urine over his own head.

Go on, it's for a good cause... the good cause being to see Justine Bieber repeatedly empty a bucket of lukewarm urine over his own head.

I nominate Justine Bieber

(Too much? ...sorry - but it can't be any worse than what he's currently doing to his own soul)

I Wandered Lonely as an iCloud

"Did you know, it's not 'the something you didn't know' - It's knowing that you didn't know the something you didn't know and now knowing that you "now know", so you'll know now for the future."

... Ah Facebook ...the dumping ground of so much undiscerned, second-hand cr*p.

It's The Pits, Man

Classic Excuse of the week, heard over the phone this morning.
Overheard person saying "sorry, Jeff can't attend the computer training course today... He's got B.O. - but he should be in tomorrow though, so no problem"

Short-lived Freedom?

What we can expect, if Scotland leaves the U.K.

How It Really Happened

Little Red Riding Hood: 
"My, what a big nose and funny teeth you have, Grandma"

Grandma:
"Don't be so ******* rude!"

Rituals & Trauma, via CNN

Here's The Fun Boy Three, to sing an anthem to John Kerry;
who seems to be about to get his little war after all.
He can then go back to Lodge 322, for his pat on the back.

Volume Doesn't Give Authority

Gaudy Ministries are available to visit your church.
Jimmy Headache & George Migraine can shout with the best of them,
even though they always have a microphone.

I.D.

If it wasn't for the song... I would have forgotten

Antidote For The Walking Dead

(Original item was removed... just trying to be responsible)

Psalm 2 King James Version (KJV)

Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thingThe kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying,
Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.
Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.
Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.
Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling.
Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Literal

Why doesn't the Superdry Store sell umbrellas or dehumidifiers?

FrICTION

Coming Soon...

VATICAN 3

starring 
Sylvester Stallone as Pope Francis 
& 
Johnny Depp as Reverend Gianfranco Ghirlanda

(hopefully straight to DVD)

I See You

Home From Home

We are, for the time being, a time being

GAZA photos

GAZA :

Then & Now Photos

To The End

At the 1968 Mexico Olympics Marathon event, one of the runners, John Stephen Akhwari of Tanzania, finds himself trapped in the middle of some other runners several miles into the race. Unable to see well, he falls and hurts his leg horribly. He watches, anguished, as the other racers continue. John Stephen Akhwari will not win the marathon on this day. He has trained for years to come to Mexico City only to fail, 19km into the race…or has he?

The 42km race was won by Mamo Wolde, an Ethiopian.
Over an hour has passes by, it's getting dark, the last of the crowd are leaving the stadium. Suddenly, the stadium gate is opened up, to the sounds of police sirens. Then a lone runner stumbles into the stadium, for his last lap. It is John Stephen Akhwari.

He hobbles, painfully on his bandaged leg, in great pain with every step. He knew 3hrs before he could not win the race, but he continued all the same. Finally, after 3hours and 25 minutes, he crosses the finish line and collapses.

"Why", someone asked him, "didn't you stop after injuring yourself?" After all, there was no way he could win the race. John's response was "My country did not send me to Mexico City to start the race, they sent me to FINISH THE RACE."

Perseverance is a powerful weapon. With God's strength... you can!


2 Timothy 4:7
"I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."

Revelation 2:10
"Do not fear any of those things which you are about to suffer. Indeed, the devil is about to throw some of you into prison, that you may be tested, and you will have tribulation ten days. Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life."

Meanwhile at the "latest-thing conference"

"Right, everyone... CHARGE !!!"

"O.K. How Much?"

Mercy...

For the families who've fled to Mount Sinjar, Iraq:

“…for the dark places of the earth are full of the haunts of cruelty. 
Oh, do not let the oppressed return ashamed!
Let the poor and needy praise Your name.
Arise, O God, plead Your own cause…”
(Psalm 74:20-22)

Prefer, Each Other

Grow together... not apart

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

When "wolves in sheep's clothing" smile in your direction,
do not take it as a compliment!

Nope Recurring

Look, just what part of "Nope, Nope, Nope", do you not understand?

Where's Wally?

Mosh-ercise, get fit the hard way

Thinking Inside The Box

Are you "Going Around the Bend" or are you now "Turning a Corner" - the choice is yours...
(It's an electric oven, by the way)

Having a Señor Moment

A U.F.O. was spotted on the Mexican/U.S.A. Border today...

...closer examination revealed it was a family from Guadalajara trying to get into the USA, underneath a massive sombrero.

A Million Paths, That Are Never Going To Happen

The fearful person said: "Sorry, can't stop to talk to you... I've got to go, I'm late for a rehearsal in my head"

Bus

Caught the non-stop bus, to Birmingham...

they won't let me off!!!?
I'm posting this from Whitley Bay at the moment...