Thursday, 25 September 2014

Bendy iPhones

"My new iPhone 6 has bent?, I demand a refund!" - said some fella, who had it in his back pocket when he sat on it.

Yes that's right Apple... whatever were you thinking of, when you CLEARLY marketed the iPhone 6 having an "ultra-thin" spec? Surely your designers should have accounted for "ultra-stupid" people?

Dear Apple, 

I write to complain about your new iPad. Upon removing it from it's packaging, I decided to hit it with a claw hammer. The screen in now broken and I wish to know what you intend to do about it? 

yours sincerely
Mr Dwaine T. Lobotomy III

Maybe they also need to redesign the Macbook Pro, in case someone accidentally throws one into next door's swimming pool by using it to play frisbee with their Pitbull?




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