Metropolis

The idea is buzzing around parliament that governmental powers could be devolved to city councils or a single city mayor...

Not a good idea! I mean Bradford would become an islamic caliphate, under sharia law and heaven knows what would become of Manchester.

The concept is kind of devolving back to a Norman feudal system - No thank you. It can sometimes be difficult enough getting through to a central government, never mind the office of a potentially "selfishly-ambitious personality". I mean, take look at Toronto... what the...

An English sub-parliament, along with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, subject to the British Parliament - yep, no worries!!!

UPDATE 14th May 2015
Noooo!!! 

Stand

Bendy iPhones

"My new iPhone 6 has bent?, I demand a refund!" - said some fella, who had it in his back pocket when he sat on it.

Yes that's right Apple... whatever were you thinking of, when you CLEARLY marketed the iPhone 6 having an "ultra-thin" spec? Surely your designers should have accounted for "ultra-stupid" people?

Dear Apple, 

I write to complain about your new iPad. Upon removing it from it's packaging, I decided to hit it with a claw hammer. The screen in now broken and I wish to know what you intend to do about it? 

yours sincerely
Mr Dwaine T. Lobotomy III

Maybe they also need to redesign the Macbook Pro, in case someone accidentally throws one into next door's swimming pool by using it to play frisbee with their Pitbull?

The Year That Changes Everything

Genesis 12:3

“I will bless those who bless you,

And I will curse him who curses you;

And in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.”

Alternative middle east peace plan - DANCE-OFF !!! 

Yes & No

So glad that Scotland is staying. Thank you Lord for your mercy... it's a shot across this nation's bows!!! A lot of evil has been authorised by parliament in this last year. (Some 'Good' too, BUT there's some legislation was just plain evil and God's judgement was and still is, a breath away)

Europe was sharpening it's knives and Islam would have had a "scheme" if Great Britain had been dissolved.

Jesus said "Let your "Yes" be Yes and your "No" be no, anything beyond this, is from the Devil" - this has obvious application to Scotland's decision.

There is another aspect though, that I hope the UK parliament holds to. That is their pre-vote pledge to give great devolving powers to Scotland! They MUST keep their word!!! What Jesus said applies to Parliament too! The vote over the border was very close... there's enough potential division already.. (it could've divided households, like the miner's strike did in the 1980's) - if the Prime Minister doesn't do what he promised... a great bitterness will spread!

So, not just Scotland, but the UK Government, let your "Yes" be Yes and your "No" be no, anything beyond this is from the Devil.

Thank you Scotland... love you! Thank you Lord... LOVE YOU!

Freedom is Not Free (that's inflation for you folks)

The Spirit Of Control

WHACK!!!

"Owww. what did you hit me for?"

"Nothing... just you wait till you actually do something!!!"

Free Gaza?

Free Gaza    ...From Hamas!

Painful to Sit-Com

Who remembers, family situation-comedy, "The Piles", sponsored by Tiger Balm? At it's height, it was the most popular show on UK television - Every Saturday Night.

Ultimately, it was overshadowed by X Factor. Both shows were the brainchild of Simon Cowell. (Both painful to watch)

The Trouble With The World Today

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The Bieber Bucket Challenge

The challenge is for as many people as possible, to nominate Justine Bieber to empty a bucket of lukewarm urine over his own head.

Go on, it's for a good cause... the good cause being to see Justine Bieber repeatedly empty a bucket of lukewarm urine over his own head.

I nominate Justine Bieber

(Too much? ...sorry - but it can't be any worse than what he's currently doing to his own soul)

I Wandered Lonely as an iCloud

"Did you know, it's not 'the something you didn't know' - It's knowing that you didn't know the something you didn't know and now knowing that you "now know", so you'll know now for the future."

... Ah Facebook ...the dumping ground of so much undiscerned, second-hand cr*p.

It's The Pits, Man

Classic Excuse of the week, heard over the phone this morning.
Overheard person saying "sorry, Jeff can't attend the computer training course today... He's got B.O. - but he should be in tomorrow though, so no problem"

Short-lived Freedom?

What we can expect, if Scotland leaves the U.K.

How It Really Happened

Little Red Riding Hood: 
"My, what a big nose and funny teeth you have, Grandma"

Grandma:
"Don't be so ******* rude!"

Rituals & Trauma, via CNN

Here's The Fun Boy Three, to sing an anthem to John Kerry;
who seems to be about to get his little war after all.
He can then go back to Lodge 322, for his pat on the back.