Sunday, 31 January 2016

Wish You Were Here

"For a day in Your courts is better than a thousand anywhere else"
(Psalm 84:10)

 Don't forget to send a postcard!


Friday, 29 January 2016

UK Storm Warning

In recent months there's been a habit of The UK Met Office announcing various approaching storms and extreme weather events, by giving them a name. i.e. Storm Abigail, Storm Barney, Storm Desmond, Storm Eva and currently Storm Gertrude.

In the week ahead, it has been forecast that there is a storm on the way that is due to strike over Kensington/Chelsea, in West London and then head out toward Richmond and finally Windsor.

The Met Office has just named it as
"Storm Rupert Farquhar Smyth Montague III"

Thursday, 28 January 2016

Sing-a-long-a-Pandemic

In response to the media in this current day and age... what with the Zika virus and ISIS... here's a blast from the past that puts it into music.


Trans...?

Transwhatever...

I suppose Noah wasn't "inclusive", in only bringing pairs of male and female animals onto the ark.

So tired of this 'androgynous gestapo'*, championing folks who sadly mutilate themselves because of deeper issues; issues that they genuinely need healing for.

Of course their* real agenda goes beyond all this.


Ken

Don't download this from iTunes. It's not of Ken and his cheeky "easy listening" love ballads, but a thrash-metal/ska tribute act from Wolverhampton.
A waste of £2.49.


Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Pebble Dash

WARNING: Don't use these in Motorway service loos... 
...they're the worst toilet imaginable!!!


How do I know? ...well I'd rather not talk about it. Let's just say, I'm banned from the one at Junction 15 on the M4

Monday, 25 January 2016

Sunday, 24 January 2016

Rapids Ahead!

A hypothetical Charity like this, coming to a town near you soon?
addressing one of the biggest, yet low-key, threats to us all!


Wrote this related poem, over 8 years ago:  

ST. HEROD'S HOSPITAL

Behold a new crop, for scientific blood-sport.
The part they were meant to play, cut short.

Their voices germinating, in my head; 
plans they were meant to deliver,
dead.

Their souls robbed even of a breath; 
their first caress, given by death.

The Gene-farmers give a press-release: “Limbs and organs for all,
grown from the stem-cells of surplus embryos (?)”

But God’s tearful eyes, only see, a field.
God’s tearful eyes, only see, a field, full of discarded children!

WTF-Face

Real conversations I've half-heard, in the last couple of months:

"One day people will hack electronic cigarettes and smoke them online, before the customer can get a chance to."

"Sorry, Josh can't attend the course today, he's got B.O. - but he'll definitely be in Tuesday"

"Why is there Cows Steve?"

"Just imagine if you had no eyelids, I mean, you wouldn't be able to blink, would you?"

Eee, there's nowt as queer as folk, lad


Saturday, 23 January 2016

X-Files

You know, time-travel might just be possible. I was driving through Swindon town centre last week and everything suddenly became the 1970's. - Weird.


Thursday, 21 January 2016

Scam Warning

Beware:
New Monkey scam in operation around Bluewater Shopping Centre Car Parks.


Monday, 11 January 2016

Climate Change




The sea levels are rising,
Due to global luke-warming,
The tears of last nights damned
are a drop the ocean.
This world is drowning, not waving...
drowning in such a shallow place;
and there is only one hand that can help
But don't be scared,
see, there is no scar Jesus hasn't already got Himself.

Saturday, 9 January 2016

Lady Ga Ga's Hair Escapes.


"I just couldn't stand the dark world she embraced and "that bargain" she made for her success, anymore" it said.

Transdoom

In future news, Trans-mutants are demanding the same rights as the rest of society and that those that speak against them are committing a "hate-crime". However, opposing views say that, because they are technically NOT human any more, they shouldn't have the same "rights".

The usual media and political armchair pundits have been wheeled-out to speak on current affairs programmes, to imply that anyone who questions the pro-nephilim movement, is a " hateful bigot".

Dr Moreau say's "No-one is an island"

In an "on it's head" twist, Trans-humanist UN President, Dr. VR Moreau, is now declaring from his avatar that "norm-born" people are not to have the same rights as Trans-humans (transies) anymore. The reason being that they are now "redundant in the new epoch in Human Evolution".
He/She said "It's not a slippery slope at all... it's a cliff and we intend to push you all over it". He ended by quoting The Motto of the Transhumans:
"ye shall be as gods

Hmmm, where have we heard that before?

UPDATE: I wish I could laugh, only just seen this... humour is prophetically unnerving sometimes... http://www.technologyreview.com/news/545106/human-animal-chimeras-are-gestating-on-us-research-farms/

UPDATE 2/1/2016: Doh! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35459054


UPDATE 6/5/2016: This is not funny Dave!: http://europe.newsweek.com/transhumanism-zoltan-istvan-civil-rights-21st-century-453884?rm=eu

Sunday, 3 January 2016

Play That Banjo Boi

I recently came thirty ninth in a local pub quiz... but I was left wondering why?... however, I was consoled by the thought that who ever came Thirty Tenthty, must be really thick.



"Luke Warm" Complicates Everything


Friday, 1 January 2016

Deception: The New Black

London on the Spiritual radar big time this year... e.g. Gate to the "temple of bel" (Baal) to be recreated in central London soon... Reasons given by Unesco aside, spiritually... oh dear, will be praying.

Click HERE to see BBC article


Also, under the guise of commemorating Shakespeare, Rosicrucian Symbolism Coming to you via The Bank of England (London) this year...


There's also WW1 and the great fire of London. Interestingly some have x3 Sixes. (666)




Deception is obviously in fashion this year.