Real conversations I've half-heard, in the last couple of months:
"One day people will hack electronic cigarettes and smoke them online, before the customer can get a chance to."
"Sorry, Josh can't attend the course today, he's got B.O. - but he'll definitely be in Tuesday"
"Why is there Cows Steve?"
"Just imagine if you had no eyelids, I mean, you wouldn't be able to blink, would you?"
Eee, there's nowt as queer as folk, lad
"One day people will hack electronic cigarettes and smoke them online, before the customer can get a chance to."
"Sorry, Josh can't attend the course today, he's got B.O. - but he'll definitely be in Tuesday"
"Why is there Cows Steve?"
"Just imagine if you had no eyelids, I mean, you wouldn't be able to blink, would you?"
Eee, there's nowt as queer as folk, lad
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