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Eyes

Fancy going for a walk?

Scallywag's Roadshow

"I suppose, at auction it'd be worth a couple of thousand pounds; but I would insure it for something in the region of £5,000. May I ask how you came by it?"

Batman vs Pooperman

quick, to the bat loo....
ner ner ner ner ner ner... splatman

(oh come on Dave... grow up)

Learning To Trust

"Not everything is as it seems" - the process can sometimes feel a million miles away from the promise. But God's ways are not our ways... take heart, whatever you're going through right now, you're likely to find... it was ALL TRAINING.

Going Up

Why should the devil have all the best Muzak?

Wardrobe Malfunction

Just suffered an embarrassing "wardrobe malfunction"....
...the door fell off

Impropaganda

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth please.

Leaving out facts while exaggerating others is the most subtle form of lies and slander.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." 
- Exodus 20:16

The Mammon Ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah... look, just shut up and take my money now!!!

Julian Assange

Julian Assange has sought 'sanctuary' in the Embassy of Ecuador, for the last three and a half years, in London. He maintains that he be will become a victim of unjust treatment if he leaves i.e. by being extradited to the USA in 'revenge' for the broadcasting of sensitive intelligence on his Wikileaks website.

However, the issue of justice is also pertinent regarding the requirement for him to stand trial in Sweden for the SERIOUS allegation of rape!

So... there is precedent in UK courts, where a witness who feels they'd be in danger if they appear in court, can give evidence via VIDEO-LINK! Why hasn't any one sought to put this into place internationally? (He uses video-link, all the time to air his views.)

If possible, he could clear his name, or be convicted - if proven guilty. The alleged victim in Sweden, needs justice and closure too!!!

Hypergrace

You're free to drink molten lava, if you insist... 


...but only once.

Wish You Were Here

"For a day in Your courts is better than a thousand anywhere else"
(Psalm 84:10)

 Don't forget to send a postcard!

Superspiritualising

UK Storm Warning

In recent months there's been a habit of The UK Met Office announcing various approaching storms and extreme weather events, by giving them a name. i.e. Storm Abigail, Storm Barney, Storm Desmond, Storm Eva and currently Storm Gertrude.

In the week ahead, it has been forecast that there is a storm on the way that is due to strike over Kensington/Chelsea, in West London and then head out toward Richmond and finally Windsor.

The Met Office has just named it as
"Storm Rupert Farquhar Smyth Montague III"

Sing-a-long-a-Pandemic

In response to the media in this current day and age... what with the Zika virus and ISIS... here's a blast from the past that puts it into music.

Trans...?

Transwhatever...

I suppose Noah wasn't "inclusive", in only bringing pairs of male and female animals onto the ark.

So tired of this 'androgynous gestapo'*, championing folks who sadly mutilate themselves because of deeper issues; issues that they genuinely need healing for.

Of course their* real agenda goes beyond all this.

Ken

Don't download this from iTunes. It's not of Ken and his cheeky "easy listening" love ballads, but a thrash-metal/ska tribute act from Wolverhampton.
A waste of £2.49.

Pebble Dash

WARNING: Don't use these in Motorway service loos... 
...they're the worst toilet imaginable!!!

How do I know? ...well I'd rather not talk about it. Let's just say, I'm banned from the one at Junction 15 on the M4

Carry-On Reverend

Church Wall mural saying "ARISE" ...I think

Rapids Ahead!

A hypothetical Charity like this, coming to a town near you soon?
addressing one of the biggest, yet low-key, threats to us all!

Wrote this related poem, over 8 years ago:  

ST. HEROD'S HOSPITAL

Behold a new crop, for scientific blood-sport.

The part they were meant to play, cut short.

Their voices germinating, in my head; 

plans they were meant to deliver,

dead.

Their souls robbed even of a breath; 

their first caress, given by death.

The Gene-farmers give a press-release: “Limbs and organs for all,

grown from the stem-cells of surplus embryos (?)”

But God’s tearful eyes, only see, a field.

God’s tearful eyes, only see, a field, full of discarded children!

WTF-Face

Real conversations I've half-heard, in the last couple of months:

"One day people will hack electronic cigarettes and smoke them online, before the customer can get a chance to."

"Sorry, Josh can't attend the course today, he's got B.O. - but he'll definitely be in Tuesday"

"Why is there Cows Steve?"

"Just imagine if you had no eyelids, I mean, you wouldn't be able to blink, would you?"

Eee, there's nowt as queer as folk, lad

X-Files

You know, time-travel might just be possible. I was driving through Swindon town centre last week and everything suddenly became the 1970's. - Weird.

Scam Warning

Beware:
New Monkey scam in operation around Bluewater Shopping Centre Car Parks.

Forgiveness

70x7 is, actually, the answer.

****ing Burskie Burt Burt

Pure Tat

Climate Change

The sea levels are rising,
Due to global luke-warming,
The tears of last nights damned
are a drop the ocean.
This world is drowning, not waving...
drowning in such a shallow place;
and there is only one hand that can help
But don't be scared,
see, there is no scar Jesus hasn't already got Himself.

Seasoned With Salt

Lady Ga Ga's Hair Escapes.

"I just couldn't stand the dark world she embraced and "that bargain" she made for her success, anymore" it said.

Transdoom

In future news, Trans-mutants are demanding the same rights as the rest of society and that those that speak against them are committing a "hate-crime". However, opposing views say that, because they are technically NOT human any more, they shouldn't have the same "rights".

The usual media and political armchair pundits have been wheeled-out to speak on current affairs programmes, to imply that anyone who questions the pro-nephilim movement, is a " hateful bigot".

Dr Moreau say's "No-one is an island"

In an "on it's head" twist, Trans-humanist UN President, Dr. VR Moreau, is now declaring from his avatar that "norm-born" people are not to have the same rights as Trans-humans (transies) anymore. The reason being that they are now "redundant in the new epoch in Human Evolution".
He/She said "It's not a slippery slope at all... it's a cliff and we intend to push you all over it". He ended by quoting The Motto of the Transhumans:
"ye shall be as gods" 

Hmmm, where have we heard that before?

UPDATE: I wish I could laugh, only just seen this... humour is prophetically unnerving sometimes... http://www.technologyreview.com/news/545106/human-animal-chimeras-are-gestating-on-us-research-farms/

UPDATE 2/1/2016: Doh! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35459054


UPDATE 6/5/2016: This is not funny Dave!: http://europe.newsweek.com/transhumanism-zoltan-istvan-civil-rights-21st-century-453884?rm=eu

What's It To You?

A new report highlights the direction monitoring software and CCTV is going.
Students moods now can be monitored...

Adel

Available for download, in a few decades

"Weeping For Tammuz"

Play That Banjo Boi

I recently came thirty ninth in a local pub quiz... but I was left wondering why?... however, I was consoled by the thought that who ever came Thirty Tenthty, must be really thick.

"Luke Warm" Complicates Everything

Deception: The New Black

London on the Spiritual radar big time this year... e.g. Gate to the "temple of bel" (Baal) to be recreated in central London soon... Reasons given by Unesco aside, spiritually... oh dear, will be praying.

Click HERE to see BBC article

Also, under the guise of commemorating Shakespeare, Rosicrucian Symbolism Coming to you via The Bank of England (London) this year...

There's also WW1 and the great fire of London. Interestingly some have x3 Sixes. (666)

Deception is obviously in fashion this year.

No Rest For The Wicked

Only now does he discover his dad was right... too late Lemmy, so sorry for you.

Bank Holiday

Anyone know what the opening times are, for the internet on New Years Eve and New Years Day?

Because You're Worth It

Saw a shop advertising a "Shampoo Gift Set"...
Why would you want Shampoo? Surely if you pay good money you should get a gift set with Real Poo!

45

Some things do not seem to change, but ...there is change

Andy Pandy Dies

Andy Pandy, the star of British children's television series that premiered on BBC TV in summer 1950, has died at the age of 75.

Andy, the marionette who lived in a picnic basket, was later joined by Teddy, a teddy bear, and Looby Loo, a rag doll, who would appear when Andy and Teddy weren't around.

All three lived in the same picnic basket. At the time it was considered a metaphor for a multi racial society.

Initially the programmes were transmitted live, but Andy, unaware of Looby Loo’s existence, felt he was going mad and hearing singing voices. He felt he was going (in his words) “Looby Laa” and his behaviour started to become unacceptable at the BBC.

He was finally dismissed in 1973, after turning up to the studio, out of his skull on a cocktail of Absinthe, Shoe Polish & Um Bongo.

Andy spent the rest of his career as a door stop in Newport Pagnal Bus station.

The funeral is next Thursday.

How Facebook "Wisdom" Works

If Starwars Was Real

So Much Deception

Pod

Prodigals need to get to the place where they become so hungry, they eat their own words.

The Only Way Is Wessex

Someone pitch this, and film it in Radstock

Peace Talks Blocked

Press Photo of Netanyahu and Abbas' handshake, blocked by delegate's head today.

...Wait a minute

It's an English Tradition