Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Open Airways

British Airways are to ban eye shadow and mascara for male workers, BBC News reported today.
Steve Puncture (pictured below) lost his appeal in the high court last week. He is known to have fallen out with his bosses over the issue last July.


Captain Julio Biggles, a spokesman for B.A. said today, "Mr Puncture appears to have developed a growing 'persecution complex', that started when he first joined the company, at Passport Control. He refused to smile at any customers and blamed them, when he kept setting off the metal detectors."

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