Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Pride

Douglas Petticoat and his brother Humphrey have not talked for 20 years.

Their feud started when Douglas once said to Humphrey, "What are you doing over there? Come here"

Humphrey then reacted, saying "No, you're "there", it"s me who's "here"

Douglas got offended at this, and shouted "NO, You're THERE! I'm the one that's HERE!"

and so it went on...

If only they both could see things from the other's perspective; they then would realise the whole argument really was "neither here, nor there".


This complete waste of your time, was brought to you, courtesy of inane confrontational style talk shows. The subject on next weeks program:"Watching your talk show, wasted my life"

To see similar dilemmas resolved simply and more quickly, watch any old episode of Sesame Street. 

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