A concerned night-clubber, in Newcastle, called the Bomb Disposal Squad tonight after he discovered what he thought was a suspicious looking object; possibly a 'weapon of mass destruction'.
It turned out to be a, half-eaten, Donner kebab.
No harm done though... it's not like Britain went to war over it or anything. I mean, can you imagine if we went to war over something that turned out to be a mistake?
It turned out to be a, half-eaten, Donner kebab.
No harm done though... it's not like Britain went to war over it or anything. I mean, can you imagine if we went to war over something that turned out to be a mistake?
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