Joke Wasted

Visitor: "So do you play guitar in a band?"

Me: "No, never been in a band."

Visitor: "Really?"

Me: "No, never"

Visitor: "Are you adamant?"

Me: "NO WAY... ha ha"

Visitor: "Oh, so you have been in a band?"

Me: "What? no wait... you see... (sigh) never mind"

(True conversation)