Never mind the starving millions, never mind the innocent murdered by car-bombs in Iraq... JAY-Z has changed the spelling of his name, via deed-pole, by dropping the hyphen.
He's now to be known as JAY Z.
Well, whoopee ****!!!
Whilst the profoundness of this world-shattering-news, sinks in... it reminds me of another name change story. A few years ago a fella, went to the deed-pole offices to get his name officially altered.
The officer who met him, asked what his name currently was.
The guy said "My name's Phillip Fungalbutt"
The officer, trying not to laugh said, "Phillip Fungalbutt? Yes... I can see why you'd like to change your name. Now what would you like to change your name to sir?"
"Bernard!" he replied.
That was a joke... unfortunately JAY-Z's isn't. (Opps I spelt his name wrong... sorry JAY ? whatever.)
He's now to be known as JAY Z.
Well, whoopee ****!!!
Whilst the profoundness of this world-shattering-news, sinks in... it reminds me of another name change story. A few years ago a fella, went to the deed-pole offices to get his name officially altered.
The officer who met him, asked what his name currently was.
The guy said "My name's Phillip Fungalbutt"
The officer, trying not to laugh said, "Phillip Fungalbutt? Yes... I can see why you'd like to change your name. Now what would you like to change your name to sir?"
"Bernard!" he replied.
That was a joke... unfortunately JAY-Z's isn't. (Opps I spelt his name wrong... sorry JAY ? whatever.)
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