Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Donald Duck Injured In Hit & Run

Suspect had been described as mouse-like with a voice similar to Michael Jackson. Micky Mouse is now helping police with their enquiries.
Witnesses say that Mickey and Donald got into a heated argument last week over Donald's comment that Mickey "hadn't done a film in years" and merely "stands there smiling and waving, all the time."
Mickey reportedly replied "well, at least I wear trousers, yer freak"


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