Cookie Monster Scam Exposed
Sesame Street's Cookie Monster has been declared a con-artist, after footage of one of his cookie eating rampages was found to show that he doesn't actually eat any cookies; he just shoves them in a hinged mouth and mashes them up. Analysts have now discerned that, when played in slow motion, ALL the cookie fragments fall to the ground.
One theory is Cookie Monster actually hates cookies and merely pretends to scoff them, so as to destroy them for everyone else. "Pure spite", one commentator said.
Cookie Monster refuses to talk to reporters and is currently staying with someone called Mr Snuffelupacus (if he truly exits)
Even U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, has waded into the debate, saying "If we can't trust a muppet, who can we trust?"
"Whatcha thinking about?"
Sesame Street's Cookie Monster has been declared a con-artist, after footage of one of his cookie eating rampages was found to show that he doesn't actually eat any cookies; he just shoves them in a hinged mouth and mashes them up. Analysts have now discerned that, when played in slow motion, ALL the cookie fragments fall to the ground.
One theory is Cookie Monster actually hates cookies and merely pretends to scoff them, so as to destroy them for everyone else. "Pure spite", one commentator said.
Cookie Monster refuses to talk to reporters and is currently staying with someone called Mr Snuffelupacus (if he truly exits)
Even U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, has waded into the debate, saying "If we can't trust a muppet, who can we trust?"
"Oh, you know, cookies N stuff"
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