Thursday, 7 November 2013

ADSL Filtered

An engineer from a major Computer Security Watchdog, has highlighted a growing new risk to UK smokers. Dr Derek Mavis Stewpot III, believes that most popular brands of Electronic Cigarettes, are now being hacked and "smoked" before customers get a chance to. "It's a frightening trend, we're considering releasing a "patch" to compensate for any loss to consumers."

Other problems with the new form of smoking are:
1) low-drag when an internet connection is slow 
2) electronic smoke affecting other electronic devices. (A condition known as E-coughing) There are plans for special E-smoking shelters, located offline.


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