Back in April I made up and posted this, as a joke about THE iWIG.
I now read on the BBC NEWS WEBSITE HERE, that Sony are filing a patent for this crazy idea? (Maybe they've figured out how to pick up brainwaves and use them to command electronic devices, whilst having a new hair-do. If not... royalties please, for another fantastic idea that'll probably get nicked) UPDATE JULY 2014 - Yep, as usual LINK
Dear Sony,
any chance of a job in your development department?... I've also got a design idea for a "smart" false beard and detachable moustache.
I scrapped the idea for smart-underwear, though. "Project Smartiepants" is on hold, after a public test-run saw the subject being arrested for indecency. He was carted off to Bristol police station, protesting that he was "only answering an email"
Oh well, the boundaries of genius and madness are a "no man's land".
I might reinvent Sony's Walkman. It ultimately, irritated so many fellow passengers on public transport over the years, by being "only just audible" to them; you know the hiss of the music and the tick-tick of the drums; I thought, "why not go the whole hog"!!! So I'm designing the Sony 'Personal Karaoke System'. That should be popular on the morning commuter train. You heard it here first folks... in 6 months I might be whinging again that "they've stolen that idea now!"
Dear Sony,
any chance of a job in your development department?... I've also got a design idea for a "smart" false beard and detachable moustache.
I scrapped the idea for smart-underwear, though. "Project Smartiepants" is on hold, after a public test-run saw the subject being arrested for indecency. He was carted off to Bristol police station, protesting that he was "only answering an email"
Oh well, the boundaries of genius and madness are a "no man's land".
I might reinvent Sony's Walkman. It ultimately, irritated so many fellow passengers on public transport over the years, by being "only just audible" to them; you know the hiss of the music and the tick-tick of the drums; I thought, "why not go the whole hog"!!! So I'm designing the Sony 'Personal Karaoke System'. That should be popular on the morning commuter train. You heard it here first folks... in 6 months I might be whinging again that "they've stolen that idea now!"
"I can't do anything with my hair"
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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